homer simpson would love going to a place i thought up in my head called “drunk and donuts” im laughing so hard i might keel over *gets an amber alert on my phone* oh fuck… *puts on black cape and scary mask* time to find a silver honda accord…
Spongebob is all about the different ways gay guys can have beef with each other
based on a true story
faggot.com/careers
the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible
despite mass arrests by NYPD and several students (including rep ilhan omar’s daughter, isra hirsi) being suspended for their participation and having their university identification deactivated, the gaza solidarity encampment is still going strong well into its second day. def recommend following independent reporter talia jane who is taking part and providing live updates. (talia was the first reporter to break aaron bushnell’s self immolation in february; she was one of the reporters he contacted personally prior to the protest.)
thank you so much alexa @shivsblunt for mentioning it…..anyone who wants to contribute to their jail support fund can do so @ bcabolitioncollective on v*nmo. also, if anyone is in the area and available to join (via cssw4palestine on ig):
a comic about a truck
I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.
"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.
To quote Chris Fleming
"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming
they're calling me the irrational white boy because when I retreat to my bedroom I grow angelic wings of bone and sinew
Im going to get fucking killed by guards
worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil
do you think angels would perch upon electrical lines and radio towers like birds
sure. looks like a nice spot to share the interesting things they saw lately
Uh oh. im afraid that wont end well.
i think we’ve just created something potentially dangerous
3, 2, 1, Let's Go! Tank! By Sachin Teng for the Cowboy Bebop 25th Anniversary Art Exhibition
