no, get down from there

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best moments from classic spongebob

i’m watching spongebob again and im gonna take screencaps that should bring us back down memory lane

“twins”

how to be a winner

This is so important

bruh 👏🏾😂.

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

ranessence tantrummm

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

@thesickestsinner

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

Shoot your money all over my face

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

“When your dog satys NO - whoa there sassy pants!”

Voice: Gimme your paw!

Dog: RHOO

Voice: WOAH! Gimme your paw.

Dog: Rhooo

Voice: No? Gimme your paw. Gimme.

Dog: HAWR

My bro has the cutest dog. I don’t know why she’s in the laundry basket and I don’t care because she is so freaking cute.

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

there we go

Netflix and *Raise Golden Retriever puppies together*

My bro has the cutest dog. I don’t know why she’s in the laundry basket and I don’t care because she is so freaking cute.

I want to permanently feel how jazz sounds.