yes, yes this is it.

In the passenger seat lookin like….

Y’all ugly lol

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.

Is today a special occasion?

if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.

I reblogged this and met Josh Dun out of the blue at Disney World.

Im not risking it

If I don’t meet him im coming back to this post and cursing it

I hope this works.

some of my favorite photos

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG, DONT SCROLL PAST THIS

IMPORTANT! Gravy Train Dog Food was had a recall.

The food was tainted with and contains euthanasia. 

Source: (x)

A bunch of dogs, including my own, eat Gravy Train. It’s a very affordable wet canned dog food, so many people buy it. and my dog has to eat it because she’s lost most of her teeth and can’t chew.

Please, SIGNAL BOOST THIS! 

Even if you don’t have a dog, your followers probably do, and plenty of them are at risk. You could save a life.

damn this tea scalded me

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

What kind of frat boy au

Ashton’s haircut in this makes me 🤤🤤

via thebodaciouss on Instagram.

THIS IS SO SEXY I NEED HIM TO STOP

Curly Calum 👌🏻

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

@shootingshidae

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

okay i need this

I want love so bad

I don’t want to be lonely anymore okay don’t judge me

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it