LOOKING FOR RICH ITALIAN MEN

ok tonight’s bullshit discourse: tony’s best outfit, objectively, is the black coat he wears in Oslo in AOU

If that isn’t what he’s wearing during the party scene then you’re wrong

#second is his putfit in cap 3 when he fights bucky during his breakout HIGHKEY AGREE.

I will agree with you both about #2 but like y’all need to fix your priorities when it comes to Most Attractive Tony

This is IM2 Leather Jacket erasure.

Putting in my own two cents here, because:

Need I say more?

Sorry I had to add my im2 fav Look™

Uhhh…. This suit tho.

Y'all really out here acting like any one of these is the loser

Fuck the im2 race suit is tough to beat AND UGH THE LEATHER IS SLEEK but

I stand corrected. This one wins

I don’t have a photo!

But can we please not forget when he went to clint’s farm and looked absolutely adorable wearing clin’t outfit!

I know thus isn’t technically an OUTFIT but like. I have strong feelings about the iron man suit w/ no helmet + sunglasses

@thebookofavenging

this one?

You’re all???? Wrong?????????

Come on guys. You’re all forgetting something:

i’ll leave this here

how ya’ll forget the im1 greasy workshop shirt??? 

Let’s not forget this one

And this one

Okay, are we seriously not going to talk about this majestic af robe from Iron Man 2? Y'all disappoint me.

Hmmm guys, can I make a few additions?

“After months in hell I still look fine as fuck”

“I look soft but I’m Vengeful Prepare To Feel My Wrath”

“I know I’m a delight and you feel honored to be in my presence. You’re welcome.”

“I’m wearing a Black Sabbath shirt because, you know, Iron Man”

“I’m wearing a suit because I am a Serious Billionaire Business Man but also a silly shirt because I Don’t Like Rules and sunglasses to hide im heartbroken”

“I Am supposed to be A Responsible Adult And You’re Grounded Young Man”

Anyway no one can lose this argument because we’re all winning.

@hellomissmabel

I’ve gotta play the iconic moment card, sorry.

I know one of y’all put him dressed in this and it looking all nice and put together like it’s worth a few million dollars or something BUT CAN WE ALSO POINT OUT HOW GOOD HE LOOKS WITH EVERYTHING LOOSENED??? Homeboy is looking like a goddamn snack meal buffet in that outfit hot damn.

*happy sigh*

How the fuck did you forget the graphic cat tee + sunglasses look

Excuse all of u but how dare u all forget that moment of tony decked in all black with a leather jacket, angry and speaking french? Unmatched

Always reblog

Yeah but we’re forgetting about the reverse strip tease??

Oh and this Look™️ them glasses and jacket tho

ITS BACK

i agree 1001% with all of the above and would also like to add

stressed but well dressed stark

tony stark, dilf

tony “this guy fucks” stark

Let me just add:

^^ a sweaty disheveled tony in the iconic black tank top… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

so ocean’s eight was ocean’s great but the one thing that stresses me out is that rihanna plays a character in the movie right? which means that she is not rihanna in the oceans verse which means that the oceans verse has been holding met gala after met gala without rihanna serving the most iconic looks every year??? honestly it’s a tragedy like how do they live

When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t. “Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”

and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

Words of wisdom!

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes of all time.

The thing that bumps this trope up to god tier is when the person asking them to remove all their weapons says “all of them” in a stern tone and the person reveals that they have even more weapons

And at a critical moment before having gotten them back, they somehow pull out one last weapon and/or use an otherwise completely innocent item they were carrying as a makeshift weapon instead.

Someone: stop using the stupid trade mark thing in everything u say???

Me: No™

I feel like there’s a whole genre of poems about womanhood that are just like “my hair was a snake and I was living in a house that was on fire” but like. they’re literally right

My neighbors .03 seconds after I arrive home:

I know that mail like. works. like the United State Postal Service for the most park works out and I get my packages and my mail but like.

I’m tracking a package and yesterday it was in California and now it’s on Ohio and I realize I have no idea how the mail Happens.

It like.

it’s just out there happening, you know? All around us. Mail every day. And I don’t understand a single thing about it.

mail man: *hands me my package* me: thank you, powerful sorcerer

And sometimes your Virginia bound cookies take a side trip to Guam.

@unclefather Quick question…

Quick someone tell me how to get this dumb shit off my dash

Dont reblog it and further share it with your followers?

Here we have it..the pinnacle of social discourse on a public platform. Many a life was lost to allow us, the people, to shit on stuart little on a social media website. A movie that came out in 1999 and has not been spoken about since 2005 by anyone. Truly an amazing time to be alive

mutuals please hmu if you change ya url’s. yall be goin from rainbows-and-muffins to traphousehomicide i cant keep up with this shit