There is a light that never goes out.

Since matter can neither be created nor destroyed, the atoms you are composed of, technically make you as old as the universe.

This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.

This cat looks very graceful. A proper lady.

y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes it’s the lyrics, sometimes it’s a key change, sometimes it’s a long note, sometimes it’s something hard to explain!! i live for these lines tbh, sometimes i’ll listen to particular songs just to hear a specific line lmao

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Wait for it.

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

“Before I yeet the fuck off this mortal coil.” is now the new acceptable way to say ‘die’. It’s official.

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

At night in the woods, a little girls’ laugh is much more horrifying than a lions roar.

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

it’s been 17 years and this scene still kills me

Credit: @notlikethecar

i hope this was posted literally two minutes ago because this needs about 500k notes stat

Not sure anything is going to get better than this today, I should just get back into bed because it’s peaked.

This is the employment Steve, reblog for bountiful job opportunity.

It’s possible you might be immortal. Nothing has killed you yet.

as a robotics major i can confirm this is 100% how coding works

fuhgedda bottit. light em up vinny he’s gonna be sleepin with da fishes

@anatheggma