hello there :)

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

420 stands for “4got 2 0plogize” and this is how u use it

friend: hey dude why’s lester mad at u me: i broke his favorite mug and 420

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

Chill it’s a pole

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

You all were just gonna let me go through the rest of my life without knowing this is the name of these things

my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs everywhere, for someone else to deal with

anyway today she said ants laid eggs in her purse

for everyone confused about Rick & Morty dubstep: it’s full episodes worth of dialogue remixed into dubstep

I had to take out the bathroom garbage and one of them was full of ants from fucking Ants Purse Johnson

Reblogging for the incredibly rare and unique variety of information in this post. I don’t think this combination of facts is ever going to be repeated together or ever has been.

Dog + cat snaps

nice

Nice

nice

nice

Nice

i am a grown ass woman, an academic, a published researcher, a criminologist, i even pay taxes and have a lease on a comfortable but reasonably priced sedan, but the second i see the number “69″ in any context its like i’m being possessed by the spirit of every 13 year old boy worldwide simultaneously. the lizard brain frantically slams the shutdown button on my reasonable mental processes with manic glee and the word ‘nice’ is out of my mouth quicker than a wildfire during a drought 

chipmunk riding cat

Cats hate him! Local chipmunk outwits apex predator with this one weird trick!

Me playing monster hunter

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

Hilarious animal snaps

this horse drawn carriage is terrible. why did i ever let that horse have art lessons?? it doesnt even know how to hold a pencil let alone draw a wagon 

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

this literally makes me so happy

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

“throcky” as he is sometimes known