3 CHIC CLOTHING ITEMS EVERY FASHIONISTA SHOULD OWN!

i’m so used to caring for Human Infants that whenever I have to hold Little Bird I start bouncing her a lil and I have to stop like “mallaidh anne this is Dog not Baby it will Barf”

Mary’s the most patient loving cat in the whole world. LB has never met a cat so she trotted over and Mary greeted her politely and when LB started getting too excited and nosey, without even sitting up Mary very gently without extending her claws put a very firm paw on LB’s nose and just held her at arm’s length until she got the message. I love her

that said if I let ALLEY near this puppy she can and WILL eat her alive in one bite

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”

“Hi I had some photos printed through your website”

CVS employee:

Opal Ring by Gemologies

Bouquet of flowers with dedication to the ballet dancer Lucile Grahn (1819-1907) (detail) 1844. Otto Didrik Ottesen

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

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you won’t figure shit out from my posts. i could post “i love him so much” and i’m talking about a chicken wing. stay woke.

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

what’s up danger? don’t be a stranger

i know everyone already adopted miles but i’d like to put my name on the list