Hello My Dudes

she let me hit cause of my sad eyes and soul deep paranoia

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

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Does anyone else ever feel like they’ve lost literally all motivation and all you want to do is curl up in a ball in bed and eat junk and watch films and avoid all other responsibilities for like 37 years or so

It seems that your weird matches my weird. We should kiss. I mean we should fuck. I mean we should be friends.

My favorite cryptid is the Fresno nightcrawlers because it was just taking its kid for a walk

They seem chill idk

As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."

"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."

It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.

Covered mine in sweet strawberry jam cause I value my goddamn privacy

The Fallout TV show is incredibly unfaithful to the games. It should have started with a 20 minute sequence where Lucy's facial features morph and her hairstyle changes, followed by a tutorial section where she learns how to crouch.

He knows 😂 screenshot from Walton Goggins Instagram story 😂

the best part is how this has turned into an interview bit because he knew what he was doing but also doesn’t know what to do with it✨