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We started this blog 5 months ago and here’s our top 10 posts of 2015

Guess I should follow then 

“Missouri loves company” would be a great tourism slogan for the state.

oh my lord this pleases me

i’m gonna repeat the phrase “All Holidays Matter” until january

We should start a ‘All Holidays Matter’ hashtag just to piss them off

*round of applause*

It would be an epic holiday troll :D

#AllHolidaysMatter

overheard a girl’s phone conversation on the bus where she angrily asked the person on the other line why she had to call on someone else’s phone - “why did you block my number?? yes you did! then why didn’t you answer my calls or texts???” and i was like damn, this girl is mad, i kinda feel bad for whoever she’s talking to. then she said “no, grandma, LISTEN” and i was like grandma, the fuck? how could you?

i love how, in queen’s classic song ‘dont stop me now’, there’s a line that goes ‘i’m a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity’ because it makes it sound like that something that tigers normally do

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

hold up

Fabulous!

To the window … !!!!

to the wall!!!

That’s what she said.

GTA tutorials be like

artistic af

I’ve watched this 5 times in a row

Learning to swim