I love you bye

ʚ♡ɞ

(girl who is emitting the pokemon low health sound) nahhhh im fine, just tired :)

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

Bats in flight

i love how the most mundane things suddenly become fun and enjoyable when you do them with someone you care about

people are so weird about babies like calling them crotch goblins, reducing being a parent "letting someone cum in you" etc etc etc like those are tiny little humans you don't have to want to have any of your own but they are literally just small people & it's weird to constantly describe them in crude sexual terms and/or as subhuman

I can’t fucking stop being utterly transfixed by this gif I think this is how cocomelon babies feel when they see dancing strawberries

She’s so hot and men get sooo mad that he didn’t leave her when she gained some weight

fr I don't think certain types of men who posture as straight are even attracted to women "oh no, what if your wife ended up dummy thick too!"

^man clearly having a terrible time

Dante and Virgil

Hand embroidery of William-Adolphe Bouguereau's 1850 painting based on Dante's Inferno. The scene portrays two damned souls, Capocchio and Gianni, fighting within the eighth circle of Hell.

Prints Here

guy 1: wow, it's cold as hell today

guy 2: oh yeah, it's cold as shit

third guy who is not aware that those are two commonly used expressions and understands that the first two guys are emphasizing how cold it is but not that the phrase they used can't just have the noun swapped out for anything else: yes, it is cold as blood