Yandere Natsushiro (07/05/16)

@_natsushiro_: 【アイディア募集】なるせとまともに連絡とる方法

Natsushiro Takaaki: [Brainstorming] How to contact nqrse

@nqrse: 夏代孝明さん、この度は2日間に渡る逃亡 申し訳ありませんでした。怒ってる人が言う「いや、全然怒ってるとかじゃないから！ｗ」ってラインが来てるのを見たとき終わったなって思いました。現在魂の謝罪を済ませておりますのできっと大丈夫だと思い

nqrse: Dear Mr. Natsushiro Takaaki, I humbly apologize for having been absent for the past two days. The angry person sent me a LINE message saying “Ah, I wasn’t mad or anything so don’t bother! lol” so I think it is over now. As of now I have finished repenting me for all the sins I have committed so I hope everything will be alright.

@_natsushiro_: つぎからは1分ごとに君の指1本ずつ折るね 指がなくなったら骨を1本ずついきます 骨がなくなったら足先から１センチずつ削いでいこうかな これからもよろしくね！😍

Natsushiro Takaaki: The next time you do this, I will cut off your fingers one by one per minute. When you lose all your fingers, I will take off your bones. When all your bones are gone, I will slice you off from your feet, one centimeter each. Let’s continue to get along! 😍

Mafumafu's Chest Problems (051816)

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Mafumafu: “I was told to drink soy milk because it’s good for my health, so I’ve been drinking it often. Today when I casually looked down at my chest area, it felt as if my chest had swollen up a bit. What will I do if it keeps swelling up at this rate and I turn into a girl?  What should I do about this?”

Stungun: (in reply) “Eh, you’re a guy!?”

Mafumafu: “Look, it’s the comment that sometimes comes in my namahousous”

Stungun: “That’s hilarious so stop”

Maruguri: (in reply) “You’re just like me”

Mafumafu: “Eh, I wonder if this (my chest) won’t be able to return to normal”

Maruguri: “Even now, I’m getting famous off of being an utaite with huge boobs, you know”

most to least evil

1. Scorpio 2. Leo 3. Virgo 4. Aries 5. Taurus 6. Capricorn 7. Aquarius 8. Gemini 9. Cancer 10. Sagittarius 11. Pisces 12. Libra

Writing the dramatic death scene

In your head:

In paper:

this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.

Mafumafu: “Being called from behind “Ah, you dropped this!” “Thank you very much! …But what did I drop?” “That is… my heart…///”

I realized that there was a possibility that such an event could happen so I was wandering aimlessly on the streets but it’s a sorrowful Saturday when nothing happens”

Mafumafu: “In the past when I didn’t know what spam mail was, I would open every spam mail that went “Good evening this is OO❣ I’ll give you 300 million yen✧” and reply “Hello, nice to meet you. Would you happen to have mistaken the email address…? I am not familiar with Mr. OO, and would deeply appreciate if you could reconfirm the destination” to each and every one of them”

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Mafumafu Tweet ー 030816

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Mafumafu: “Out of everything in McDonalds, this is my first class favorite. It’s really delicious. It’s to the point where I want to become a burger made of nice cows from the North. I also like Hokkaido. I love it”

Odds are that if there’s something that I love, I’ve accidentally run over it. My feet, my friends’ feet, my family’s feet, my hand, my clothes, my laptop, my textbooks, my dog’s tail, the president of my college…

It’s at this time that I would like to remind everyone that I am, in fact, in a wheelchair.

Servamp Event Animate Report Translation

hatmirror here! Animate finally brings us their report on January’s Servamp event! http://www.animate.tv/news/details.php?id=1455865372

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Mafuteru LINE Stamps Part 2 (022116 ~ 030116)

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Mafumafu: “I did itー! I’ve submitted the Mafuteru Stamp Series Part 2 for review!! It’d be nice if it went through smoothly without being rejectedー! I don’t know how many days it’ll take for the stamps to be approved, but letsh’s wait patientlyー! This time, you also can’t quite tell when to use the stamps but they’re cute you know( ╹﹃╹)”

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Mafumafu: “The Mafuteru Stamp Series Part 2 has been approveed!! Thanks for waaiting! It’s very cute so please let it live on your LINE, everyone!! As a collab, Mafumafu & Soraru-san have one of each other (in their stamp series) https://t.co/gEmcfcyzL8″

Soraru: “Soraru-san is just pretending to be friendly”

Mafuteru: “Honestly I’m so popular it troubles me”

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Mafumafu: “Aaaaaaaaaaaa Mafuteru’s cute you knooooooooooooooooow cute Mafuteru uuuuuuuuuwaaaaaaaaaa it’s such a small tissue and tissue is cute, it’s very charming you know it wants to wipe away your filth you know Mafuteruuuuuuu”

Mafumafu: (In reply to self) “Why am you talking to yourself, you do that sometimes right. Lately you’ve been a bit weird you know. Have I reallyy”

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Fan: “Mafuteru stamp was in 2nd place! It’s so cute, I’ll use it lots◎”

Mafumafu: “Thank you very much. Mafuteru is also rejoi-joi-joicing!!ヾ(*´ー｀*)ﾉ”

drawn about a month ago as part of a really terrible au involving meme losers on a boat!!! (don’t ask.)

i kept alternating sad songs with crack ones while drawing and ended up getting really confused, (the linked song isn’t even related. not really)

@soraruru これからはまふまふからめんどくさいLINE来たとき全部これで済まそう

Soraru: From now on, i will use this sticker whenever Mafumafu sends me a troublesome message on LINE

**sticker writes ‘shut up, if not, i will hit you using mafuteru’

Madotsuki@ + Love Talk (031015) (Pt I)

Madotsuki@: “Today on the train ride home, there was a girl that grabbed my arm tightly when she was about to fall down from the train’s shaking, and she was super cute; could it be possible that she is one of you guys (the twitter fanbase)?”

☆ ・・・・・☆・・・・・☆・・・・・☆・・・・・☆・・・・・☆・・・・・☆

Madotsuki@: “Recent couples have gone past showing PDA in Purikura pictures, and are taking kissing videos huh; this is an amazing era…”

(T/N: In response to a high school couple’s self-taken flirting/kissing video, which he has deleted the tweet of since; PDA = Public Displays of Affection)

Madotsuki@: “Things like the scene of a lover’s banter would not want to be seen by (other) people, and what’s more, being able to act flirtatious in itself is a couple’s special privilege, so I would like you to treasure that more.” 

Madotsuki@: “My honest opinion on this is that I am jealous.”

☆ ・・・・・☆・・・・・☆・・・・・☆・・・・・☆・・・・・☆・・・・・☆

Madotsuki@: “My boyfriend’s new release <3″

Stungun: “Thanks <3″

☆ ☆ Part II here ☆ ☆

(Source: https://twitter.com/madotsuki_)

窓付き＠ (Madotsuki@) Tweets－031015 (Pt II)

Madotsuki@: “Just now I said on TwitCast, ‘My favorite hairstyle (for girls) is the bob, you know!’, but when I added, 'Recently, I’ve also been liking permed hair that looks like yakisoba’, I was laughed at a lot by my listeners. Is that weird? Saying that it looks like yakisoba.”

Madotsuki@: “Can we talk about how when I LINE-messaged my mother, 'The cherry blossoms are already in bloom, you know!’ with an attached picture earlier, I was told, 'You (idiot), those are plum blossoms’ ?”

Madotsuki@: “Apparently the first picture is of plum blossoms, and the second picture is of cherry blossoms! They look similar right, yup.”

Madotsuki@: “Sorry www The flowers on the second photo just now was peach blossoms wwwww”

Madotsuki@: “By the way, these are cherry blossoms! As expected, it’s overwhelmingly pretty, isn’t it.”

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I accidentally translated these before scrolling down to find even more amusing tweets, so I’ll post those later tomorrow owo (But the bigger problem is why I’m on twitter & tumblr when I have a 15 min Japanese presentation tomorrow that I haven’t even written yet S A V E  M E  P L E A S E )