But also cis people should stop thinking that if they do want to date us, that they’re doing us a favor. I want to see the statistics for how many trans people still date cis people. Personally a cis person would have to be beyond spectacular to get any consideration at all.

and THAT is what you do with a nazi

ACTUAL NATIVE ACTORS PLAYING ACTUAL NATIVE CHARACTERS?

WHO KNEW YOU COULD DO THAT

I love Letterkenny

What army?  Just a Tank rushing in from the side and now you are all flanked.

local idiot jack zimmermann has never done anything wrong, ever

I love that Jack’s answer to the ‘what would you say to LGBT youth’ question is exactly the same as if it didn’t have LGBT in the question. “Aha, a hockey question,” he thought with great relief.

I am a little sad we didn’t get like four panels devoted to Marty & Thirdy explaining at length how the locker room is different with Jack in it because of the DELICIOUS PIE HIS BOYFRIEND BAKES FOR EVERYONE. But I can see how maybe they don’t want to risk Bitty becoming so pie-famous that their supply dries up.

Thirdy: Oh yeah, it’s been pretty tense in the locker room. Nate keeps glaring at Jack all the time.

Reporter: Nate? Who would that be?

Marty: Our nutritionist. He doesn’t appreciate the fact Zimmerman brings in sweets that his boyfriend bakes.

Tater: Also, parties much cleaner now. Little B glare at us until we clean up.

Thirdy: And we’re all better skaters since Jack started bringing him to family skate. Do you know how fast he is?

This Sudbury toddler was supposed to be asleep but was secretly working on his hockey skills instead.

Look at this child 👶🏻 🍼🏒

FOOTAGE LEAKED of YOUNG JACK ZIMMERMANN

may the universe be softer and kinder to us this september

There is a massive thunderstorm heading our way and I can feel the pressure of it building in my teeth and every other joint in my body, so this is just, super.

You know in fantasy books where the old character is like “storms a comin, I can feel it in my bones” and the young hero is just like “oh grandpa, you so old and crazy” and is then gets trapped in a storm several pages later?

Listen to your elders and sick people, we know.

I feel your goddamn pain. Whenever the weather decides to change, for better or for worse, my jaw all the way to above my temples locks up and I get a pressure system headache, as I like to call them

the whole “listen to classical music when you’re studying or doing homework” thing is such bullshit. u think i cant fucking jam to chopin? satie? beethoven? fuck you. i hear the first bar of prelude in b minor and i start fucking headbanging

man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future

but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe

first of all how dare you assume im literate

Me channelling my inner gay to summon more fellow gays

you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching

good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.

source: im jewish

Luxury model and sports model.

i hope you guys know i have the chrome extensions that turn trumps tweets into crayon, “god” into nicolas cage, the owo extension, and all caps turned off

this is, simultaneously, the perfect capsule of all that is 2017, as well as the worst thing ive seen all year

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

@mememic-bry

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

artists tag yourselves

By the time Dex moves out of the Haus he will have completely renovated it. There won’t be anything of the original Haus left except the foundation and Mandy and Jenny, and I’m not completely convinced that he won’t figure out a way to replace the foundation and give the ghosts a makeover.

forget queer eye, give me dex fix for ghost chicks