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fuckboyzuko

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

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citymod

gets me every damn time

regardless of your opinion on Lady Gaga and her music. This is pretty amazing shes achieving her dream.

My favorite

This is one of the most important things I’ve seen on Tumblr in a while. Fucking imagine that moment for her. Seriously. That’s her fucking dream. 

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i hope u find a chill person that u can chill with for the rest of ur life

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