'Perfect sense of direction + geography nerd' Sonic, anyone?
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how āsmoothā sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because itās so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the sharkĀ swims. ā¦ In the opposite direction, it feels very rough likeĀ sandpaper.
Buddy. Itās smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you donāt know how to read?
this post is transcendent
Youāre thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: IāM A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, Iām thinking of sharks.
Source: Iām a superior marine biologist
While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.
54.309469, -1.992410
think i found it
Bro doxxed a bathtub
I think arts funding should be infinite and easily available to everyone. I think 13 year olds who only draw anime should receive funding to buy giant sets of copic markers and shitty local punk bands should receive funding for instruments and practice spaces and performance artists should receive funding for their weird and nonsensical projects
The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.
Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.
Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.
Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.
hey bro can I smell your dick not in a weird way though
this ask has been sitting in my inbox for eight years and today i am setting it free like a caged bird
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āø āThis is a sentence.ā
āø āThis is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,ā she said.
āø āThis,ā he said, āis a sentence split by a dialogue tag.ā
āø āThis is a sentence,ā she said. āThis is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.ā
āø āThis is a sentence followed by an action.ā He stood. āThey are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.ā
āø She said, āUse a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.ā
āø āUse a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,ā he said.
āUnless there is a question mark?ā she asked.
āOr an exclamation point!ā he answered. āThe dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because itās not truly the end of the sentence.ā
āø āPeriods and commas should be inside closing quotations.ā
āø āHey!ā she shouted, āSometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.ā
However, if itās not dialogue exclamation points can also be āoutsideā!
āø āDoes this apply to question marks too?ā he asked.
If itās not dialogue, can question marks be āoutsideā? (Yes, they can.)
āø āThis applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically expressāā
āInterruptionā ā but there are situations dashes may be outside.
āø āYouāll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses donāt have a comma after them eitherā¦ā she said.
āø āMy teacher said, āUse single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.āā
āø āUse paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,ā he said.
āThe readers will know itās someone else speaking.ā
āø āIf itās the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.
āThis shows itās the same character continuing to speak.ā
Today, Iām in the Lands Between at the famous Prawn Shack. Letās see what the locals get a taste of - mmm! Marikaās tits. Thatās delicious. Amazing. And all these prawn are locally sourced? Dastardly buggers, they are. Doubt those were easy to getā¦ Look at the size of em! Brilliant.
what the tender gentle fuck is this blaze shit, when did this start?
jerk your shit to death or die
Saw that new Mario Bros movie : )
Marioās Inside Story
yo im still getting new notes and followers these like, what fuckin, 4 years since actual activeness here where are yall coming from?
oh wow, im back again again. shit looks different and i wonder how my dashboard is gonna look all these years later
whoops im back again
welcome to the caucuses, where you vote and then the delegates get awarded randomly