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Ollie, YOU’RE an Ewok. I have a tag that says it so it must be true.
(aka The Greatest Conversation in the History of Ever)
And in honor of this great day have an Angry Spider fighting an Ewok
because obviously and because it’s how TTOI series 4 would have ended on the planet of the teddy bears.
Our new puppy Daisy, who we got almost a week ago (ten weeks old). I only got the camera out today because it’s mostly impossible to get her to sit still. She is really my mom’s dog so I am permanently excused from cleaning up poops.
We are not ordinarily the kind of people who know the dog’s birthday, but I had to dig up this post just now to remember how old she is. She turned 8 last month, is the answer.
It sounds scary
isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No you’re thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.
No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.
No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.
No, you’re thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.
Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.
No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.
Y’all knew it was coming. And now, may all your dreams come true.
here we can see that Florida is actually a poorly written artificial data matrix, as evidenced by this poorly rendered police vehicle clipping through the environment due to similation processor loads being too high during the rainy season.
Bethesda programmed Florida
@copperbadge HE’S AT IT AGAIN
my naym is cow and wen its day and awl the men ar gon away i dou the thing i luv the most i leen rite in i lik the towst
Normally I hate poetry but this…this is art.
Kacey Rohl as Marina Andrieski in episode 1x04: The World in the Walls of The Magicians (2016 -)
c. 1890 Postcard
HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP
Carrie Fisher’s Other Star Wars Revelations on Late Show with Stephen Colbert [x]
The Department of Awesome Automata seldom gets an opportunity to show off, but today they’re pulling out all the stops with this breathtaking Silver Swan automaton. Housed at the Bowes Museum in North East England, this exquisite 18th century clockwork bird was designed by designed and built by John Joseph Merlin along with London inventor James Cox.
The life-size swan automaton swims in a stream made of moving glass rods along with small silver fish. When it’s clockwork is wound up, a music box plays as the swan turns its head from side to side, preening her silver feathers, eventually spotting a fish in the water and then bending down to catch it.
In effort to preserve this extraordinary creation, the Silver Swan is only operated once each day. But we can watch it as many times as we like thanks to this video:
Top photo by Ryan Gangan
[via AmazingTechnologyVideos and Wikipedia]
Daisy Ridley by Yves Borgwardt for ZEIT Magazine 2015 (coloured version)
Marginalia: Copy of Notes from Underground was owned by angry Russian who doesn't think much of Pevear.
in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.
The Earth at night. Photographs taken by NASA.
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