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SLPT: How to get AirPods without losing a minor organ

Water doesn’t leave a mess

The human mind is incredibly intelligent, but we still repeat the alphabet song when we try to find a word in the dictionnary.

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

the app store has really stepped up its game

i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

doctor said this with their stethoscope held over my heart

when u at the beach