you can always find me in the drift.

And from that day forward Aymeric never wandered around in public without a fursuit

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

found the guy

USA Cultural Regions Map

This is super cool

For non-Americans: this is actually accurate and reflects how Americans understand ourselves and regional identities. These aren’t official labels, but they’re not totally made up either.

you know how pokemon have types they’re weaker and stronger than? american regions work like that

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

this is not about gifsets this is about shit like this

To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

yo ceaseless watcher are you seeing this shit

It's been like two hours I don't feel a fuckin thang

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

lesbian vampire sex. you agree. reblog

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

Desperately want an intense car chase scene set in gridlock traffic. Contrived reason why they can't get out of their cars. Intense music. Intense dialogue but it's all like "If this Ford doesn't let me merge in front of him, they're going to get through the light and be half a block away before we can move again!" And "Merge left! Merge left, dammit! They're doing the exit lane/immediate on-ramp trick!!!"

Call it "The Slow and the Superstressed"

Nidstinien colored