"Oi!! Show some respect before I dice you into bread crumbs! 🔪🔪🔪"
"I BREAD YOUR PARDON!? YOU BUTTER BE BREADY FOR ME TO KICK YOUR BUNS!"
How the hell did a piece of bread become a pirate.
"How the hell did a scallywag like you become a marine!?"
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"BUFFOON!"
Apparently the comment had offended the bread man, for he leap into the air and made an attempt to whip the man in the face with his crust.
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Two Scallywags want a slice of me
"I'm both you, nincompoop!" The bread snapped, looking mildly irritated.
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"Is that tree talking to me?!" asked the slice of talking bread, caught off guard.
Two Scallywags want a slice of me
"Oi! You, Scallywags! Down here!!"
"Have you seen Trafalgar Law anywhere?" The bread glared up at them.