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i was not made for hookup culture. love me for an eternity or do not touch me at all

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.

M3GAN (2022), dir. Gerard Johnstone

trying to watch things for an actor you find hot is like

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

— Hanif Willis-Abdurraqib, “Carly Rae Jepsen and the Kingdom of Desire” in MTV (via merulae)

mass effect 1 is about elevators and accidentally flirting with your coworkers

mass effect 2 is about proper aquarium upkeep and the power of friendship

mass effect 3 is an anxiety disorder simulator that briefly segues into being a b-list heist movie

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

phantom bitchslap

That is the saddest and funniest shit I have ever seen

The cat is right-pawed and I’m laughing too hard about this.

you people will see a character in desperate need of therapy and go "i'm going to give them more horrors"

and so will i. feed that blorbo 500mg of the worst time of their already miserable life NOW.

Belgians must be stopped

Unmute !

[ID: Aaron Smith’s Dancin’ (Krono Remix) plays as a person gently picks up and lets down a red and black bird onto a a table to the beat. The bird bounces along to the beat and at one point does it’s own boucing before returning to the hand so it can bounce more. End ID.]