Anemone runs from starfish
i know i’ve both
- made fun of supernatural a lot - never seen supernatural but i do have to hand it to them, in a sea of people begging for a crossover with sherlock or arrow or whatever, it was an incredible move that the only crossovers they had were scooby doo and neopets
man i am so glad i can introduce people to all the little intricacies of life on this blog, such as neopet’s bootleg supernatural thing
Had a realization in a dream I just had that this isn’t real and I can just do whatever I want and so I started shrinking the face of this guy that was talking to me and then once it got real small I woke up sleep paralyzed
I was given godlike powers over the universe by realizing it’s all in my head and the first thing I did was use them to torment the nearest man
And the actual God woke me up and put me into a 5 minute timeout to lay frozen and think about what I’ve done
Семейный вечер
I can physically hear this lmao
whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this
i ran out of space for the other one so theyve only got 1.5 parents but its fine
my parents used to do this to me when i was little - they’re both pretty tall, so they could easily swing me between them. my mom told me last week that once, after a pretty hefty snowfall, they were walking somewhere with me swinging me back and forth, as usual. because it was cold out i was wearing gloves, so on a pretty hard forward swing, i slip out of my gloves, flying through the air. i landed in a pile of snow
people saw. my mom still feels bad for laughing
baby slingshot
Yeet the child for health reasons!!
YALL THATS LITERALLY MY ROOMMATE
@approximatelysomething YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND NOT ELABORATE. DUDE.
😂😂😂 my roommate’s name is Joe Carol, he has done a lot of different work with different studio networks including being a body double for Hannibal Buress, that’s how they knew each other, Hannibal couldn’t make it to the red carpet premiere here in Hollywood and so he texted my roommate and said hey I’ll pay you if you can make it last minute and pretend to be me at the premiere let’s see if anyone notices. Now while Joe was arriving in a legit looking town car that Hannibal rented for him, he still didn’t think Joe would even make it past security, the second he steps out everyone’s screaming Hannibal! Hannibal! The crowd doesn’t notice a thing and Joe’s signing autographs, the cast of the movie don’t even notice, and a reporter interviews him on Marvel Live, after the red carpet he just left and came back home and if Hannibal hadn’t revealed it on his instagram no one would have even known it happened! It was pretty epic
not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty
“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.
I would like to forget about climate change for the next 3-5 minutes
Every time I see a cat
Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Killed without hesitation
Sleepy
Disabled people’s lives are not tragedies. Parents and carers are not “heroes” for loving disabled people. Disabled people’s private moments should not be shared without consent on your “warrior mom” blog. Disabled people are not your pity hires, dates, or friends. Disabled people do not exist to be saved or spoken for by non-disabled people.
Treat disabled people with respect and dignity. Treat disabled people like people.
#the chosen one