He dropped his breakfast 😔

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

me, when a poem says something i’m feeling at this very moment

me when a poem evokes a new feeling I haven't felt before

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

personal fave duality of siblings images

Whatever

apple spider vinegar

[audible sound of teeth grinding] "I will be compassionate and patient in all things."

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

I’m just a notch in your bedpost but you’re just a guy in a thong or whatever fall out boy said

and i would swim 500 miles and i would waddle 500 more just to be the walrus that swam a thousand miles to knock on your door

The jump from 2019 to 2024 is sooo violent.

hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

@prompeachy your tag, it killed me dead