at least spock is gay

at least we have gay spock

it’s like the old saying goes: spock’s gay

2009: It's too bright!

2023: It's too dark!

what are you even supposed to do when your friends who are dating kiss in front of you Like do i just stand there or

brainstorming solutions to this

let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

avril lavigne's "girlfriend" was truly a hater anthem. like your gf's hole is busted and ik you wanna fuck me. maybe i'll let you lmfao

bobby flay poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?

no.. but are we going to wait around until he does?!

Something's happening. I'm not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn't. STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

Everyone that’s nice to me Thank u I feel horrible all the time

ghost files and mystery files are twins and food files is that weird uncle you have

blood is romantic you guys are just cowards

accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 😐🫡

it was a joann fabrics. how did you know. how did you know