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me? me.

@sxygya / sxygya.tumblr.com

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capacity2

Chewed her down into bits

Fragrance discussions bring out the worst in people

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culmaer

the reddit community r/Perfume is for the Japanese electro-pop group, Perfume, known for their songs "Polyrhythm", "Chocolate Disco" and "Laser Beam" in the 2000s, and more recently "Flash", "Tokyo Girl" and "Polygon Wave"

it is not an alternative to r/fragrance

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I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.

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caruliaa

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

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mirthandir

The fan wiki trivia for Delphine is hilarious actually. This cunt is less than useless. She can't even do the one job she swore an oath to do

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fractangle

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine

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gelbgelbgelb
As my friend Julian puts it, only half winkingly: "God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation."

-- Daniel Mallory Ortberg

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skeeverboy

hi i’m a skyrim bandit my favorite hobby is keeping 12 gold in novice locked chests that i do not own a key for

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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formerlyanon

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

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dabouse

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

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tomboy014

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

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kabretoss

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

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linemonty

İ don't ever want to see pictures of Salt Lake City bc nothing could come close to the image the name conjurs in my mind. İ imagine it like a sort of Minas Tirith, a city of white stone climbing up a steep mountain range, surrounded on all sides by a vast, dried out salt lake, as far as the eye can see white arid plains where no life exists, the city governed by the priesthood of a doomsday cult who exile heretics and political dissidents into the salt lake desert where they will meet certain death of dehydration. few merchants dare the perilous journey through the salt plains, but when they do the priesthood sends missionaries back with them to seek out converts to strengthen the ranks of the cult, as the salt lake claims many lives, or to partake in disseminating Salt Lake City's greatest cultural export: mormonboyz videos

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mclennonyaoi

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

HE LEFT

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

doing a reread now this is so cunty

goddamn .

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cryptotheism

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

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omgeddon

that's him. the cunty lawyer.

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“Happy is one of the many things I’m likely to be over the course of a day and certainly over the course of a lifetime. But I think if you have the expectation that you’re going to be happy throughout your life - more to the point, if you have a need to be comfortable all the time - well, among other things, you have the makings of a classic drug addict or alcoholic. Which is obviously what I became. […] It was at this particular three-hour meeting that I heard someone say that I didn’t actually have to like meetings, I just had to go to them. Well this was a revelation to me! I thought I had to like everything I did. And for me to like everything I did meant - well, among other things, that I needed to take a boatload of dope. Which I did for many, many years. But if what this person told me were true, then I didn’t have to actually be comfortable all the time. If I could, in fact, learn to experience a quota of discomfort, it would be awesome news. And if I could consistently go to that three-hour meeting, I could also exercise, and I could write. In short, I could actually be responsible.”

— Carrie Fisher

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