The Punchline is Humanity

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

this one?

THANK YOUUUUUU

kuwabara a real nonbinary ally since the 90s

The Muppet Show (1976), “Mark Hamill”

Nasty little guy PNGs, part 2.

(1. Wooden dog, 2. Steiff hippo, 3. Ceramic sun sculpture, 4. Dog sculpture by Kouichi Maekawa, 5. Relief from 4th-3rd c. BCE, 6. Grace Drayton dog, 7. Guardian dog, 8. Jellycat turtle plushie, 9. Fish sculpture by Stig Lindberg)

i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

i’m full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way

Tangerine in space - Submitted by @yeoldeghostofmushrooms

#FA6B50 #E44869 #7F4273 #141A35 #094D6D #028291

Grilled cheese with an egg.

cubeposting because he’s the little guy sharing my brain now

Pyroar -- Yumi

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

THIS IS IT. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

I love women