You used to be my PayPal but I caught you Doordashing! Exchanging Words with Friends instead of one sec *picks up phone* My brother just died in a plane crash

What fall out boy song is this?

here’s a compilation of some of the most galaxy brain tweets i’ve ever read

Britney Spears Oops!…I Did It Again (2000)

This continues to be the single greatest piece of staged dialogue ever created

My employer reading my work experience off my resume

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven 

He committed to how pissed off he was

I love how petty this is

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

If I remember correctly, he did take this video to court and I think he won.

I will never get tired of this

and so the hunty becomes the hunted....

BLACK LIVES MATTER WORLDWIDE ✊🏿

🇫🇷 (France) A protest took place in Paris, we are still waiting for justice for Adama Traoré (young black man killed by police in the same conditions as George Floyd)... and we remember that we face the same kind of threat in Europe. The list is even too LONG (during a protest against police brutality for another black man who has been rape by police) I heard a lot too many unknow names) Lots of stifled and classified burrs.

🇬🇧 (England) A protest for Belly Mujinga in London is about to happen. This woman caught the virus (and died of it) after someone with the virus voluntarily spit on it. The British police do not wish to pursue the case and yet it is murder.

🇺🇸 (USA) Protest everywhere against police violence in the United States, justice for George Floyd and all blacks killed, whose death symbolizes police violence and systemic racism (for any black where it is found elsewhere).

🇨🇦 (Canada) A protest in Toronto following the death of Regis KorchinskiPaquet. A woman allegedly “falling from her balcony” during an altercation with the police who camouflaged this suicide action.

🇨🇩 (DRCongo) In Kinshasa, a police officer fired live ammunition at a couple who had not worn a mask. Young people from the commune intervened and the man in uniform shot at the crowd, hitting two civilians before fleeing. In addition, the country is always facing repetitive bloodthirsty attacks. The president files a complaint against a journalist instead of filing a complaint against the perpetrators of our genocide.

🇸🇳 (Sénégal) Citizens came out demonstrating against the water shortage in Cap Skiring (Ziguinchor region). The police would rather shoot live ammunition until touching a lady's eye.

"Tired of crying unlimited murders of ours. I have no more water in the eyes.. Murders of our brothers and sisters [...] the list is ENDLESS. The question is not to know if others will change their attitude towards us, I've never counted on them. The real problem is knowing when will we change ourself in our relationship with others and especially within our community. We are extremely docile with other peoples, but bad between us. It might be time to reverse the cursor” - KEMI SEBA

and so the hunty becomes the hunted....

how y’all look at the (usually) adult man who impregnated her

Marsha P. Johnson within the crowd at a New York Gay Pride (1982)

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

they won’t even admit the knife is there.

The essence of the “color blind” movement right here.

“If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, that’s not progress. The progress is healing the wound that the blow made. They won’t even admit the knife is there.” - Malcolm X

a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man!