by Noah Sammak

For a generation of people who constantly yelled at us to cite our sources, they sure do share a lot of fake news articles. (source)

who needs a boyfriend when i have my grades to keep going down on me

Garlic is an anticoagulant. Eating garlic to ward off vampires is actually propaganda by vampires to make humans bleed more efficiently.

Somewhere in pi is your phone number next to your date of birth next to your parents’ date of birth next to your lucky number

Just stop and think. You’ve probably moved your finger up and down for miles just scrolling. (source)

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

lowkey wanna disappear for a little

sorry mom

alcohol, nicotine, and fasting for days on end will be my coping mechanisms for now.

I wish not eating was as easy as getting fat

— xbloody-thighs-hollow-eyesx

-the suicide effect

@pijanstwo edit

For some reason I’m in love with this picture🤐