"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.
do y’all remember when sharing personal details online was a bad thing
you'll be thrilled to know i've been repeatedly called a boomer for this take
How Tumblr live should’ve been
nowhere else
you just hate the cis because of the things that they did
I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku
Oh fuck yes Twitter is bringing back the 1970’s Maoist approach to gayness
ok but hear me out- what if we just let them fix the economy and then stay gay
Once they fix the economy let's tell them it was the global warming that made us gay.
Look we have records of Medieval Knights crying out in their sleep, having emotional outbursts or flinching at the sound of clashing metal. We have records of people all through history who were treated badly by people who should have loved them, and having problems knowing who to trust. We have years worth of artists putting their human pain at broken hearts and broken promises into music that makes us cry.
Yes people have been traumatized by awful things for all of history and just like them You didn’t deserve to be hurt either.
nut sac and cum
God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi
Holy shit
no more 90 minute episodes no more entire seasons dropping at a time i dont want to binge ur silly little show. i wanna watch one 20 minute episode once a week and be mad i have to wait for the next one
I wanna sit and stew batshit plot theories in my head for a week like a cartoon witch making potions in a cauldron
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supportive burger wife
my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”
hey Alexa how do I weaponize my undiagnosed adhd
happy 10 year anniversary to man door hand hook car door.
