and it’s spring when the world is puddle-wonderful

there are so many books in this beautiful world. many of them bad

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

as soon as I'm done watching a movie

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

“why did you follow prev” “how did you become mutuals” ummm bc we were sisters in a past life and would find each other in any universe.. next questian…

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

gnome found dead during record breaking summer heat after caramel in his pocket melts and leaves him glued to the sidewalk

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving