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despite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harp
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the way he spilled...
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Anonymous asked:
if you want young queers to want to associate with elder queers then maybe the culture shouldn't be so ridiculous and over the top. I get second hand embarrassment from drag queens and leather daddies and kinksters in puphoods acting like they represent all gays
I would much rather be represented by drag queens, leather daddies and pups than by petulant cowards afraid of their own reflection. You are talking about people who never had the option of being seen as "normal people who just happen to be gay" and channeled their pain into self expression, community and art. And who are you? You define yourself not in terms of who you are and what you create but in terms of who you are not and what you lack. These people you hate only seem larger than life because your life is too small and insignificant to fit them.
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look man i’ve laughed at gandalf big naturals as much as anybody else, but after a certain amount of photoshopping boobs onto random men you gotta start asking yourself why that’s innately funny
i’ve been out here laughing like haha yeah it would be funny if a solemn wizard type in middle earth just had massive bitties and constantly had them out. king shit. but now i see people just photoshopping tits onto random men and it’s like oh so you just think gendered variance in bodytype is funny? i see 😐
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Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard
It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.
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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
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Some of y'all react to transfems being harassed like "why wasn't your response to being harassed by TERFs journalistically researched."
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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.
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december……
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me in 2012: these tumblr girls are so cool i wish i could be like them
me in 2022: [takes my estrogen] [opens tumblr like it's a morning newspaper] wait a second
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If I was to ever write an article about how the inaccessibility of bottom surgery impacts the lives of trans women I would feel morally obligated to title it “what no pussy does to a motherfucker”
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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.
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ignore the fucked up emoji please
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