@ Zeus

Sweeet Jesus fuck it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen @usedbandaid you mother fucker you putting all these lovely women for me to FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH

YEESSS GO OOOOOOFFFFF

me trying to explain

to demeter that the

way she treats her

daughter is toxic &

is a form of abuse: demeter:

— me, watching anything ever

You ever read fanfiction so good, with worldbuilding and story line so amazing you want to have other fanfiction written about it? Like fanfic of a fanfic?

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

If Squidward = Edward and Squilliam = William then tag this post with ur Squid name

Mine is Squick

pouring one out for the folks that come out of this named Squart

Concept: Beast Boy being like, “Wanna talk about it? Technically, I’m a licensed therapist,” and then turning into a dog.

Raven: “But sir, this is my emotional support dumbass.”

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

hes a bottom

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull.

Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage.

I love it and I’m adopting 20

did you mean like this or

Sorry for being an ignorant American but uh. Has brexit happened yet

nope! the uk government is falling apart tho!

I’m very sorry to hear that. I promise you I understand

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

Is that chicken wearing a thong