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What if Telchis had his knees broken because of gambling debts?
You’ll have to ask Bylthe what it feels like to have her knees broken. I’m sure that’s how Telchis would feel.
Who is Bylthe?
but yeah I mean her ability to stand up for what she be-knee-ves in wasn’t crippled so I’m sure he’d be fine
...jfc *headdesk*
commission for Selfishly on FR! ( jessiphile )
I’m a big dork and got some art of Shirexia’s tiny bab all grown up. She’s a super cutemeister just look at that face!
(Thanks a bunch again! :) I really love how this turned out!)
Zanthian’s not letting her leave the house ever without him. He will flambe everyone who gets too close. Let’s not talk about potentially dating someone. Shit won’t happen, if he has anything to say about it. Hopefully, Shirexia will lock him in a closet and save their poor daughter from a lifetime of dad screaming “YOU’RE GROUNDED FOREVER BECAUSE I CAN’T HANDLE THIS ‘GROWING UP’ SHIT!”
I realized that I recently reached 1,000 Watchers on DeviantArt!!! I decided to celebrate this special occasion by making an Art Giveaway for my dear followers and watchers!!!
Prize 1st winner - Digital Painting of one character of their choice 2nd winner - Traditional Sketch of one character of their choice
How to Win
► FOLLOW this blog
►LIKE and/or REBLOG this post once to enter! (doing both will increase your chance in winning!)
►Winners will be notified via ask box. Make sure your ask box is opened! ► If the winner doesn’t answer within 48 hrs, I will choose a new one!
Good Luck!! owo
one week left !!! :>
2 days left!!!
1. sights - london grammar || 2. medicine - daughter || 3. mr. blue - catherine feeny || 4. destroying angel - sneaker pimps || 5. only love - ben howard || 6. the light - the album leaf || 7. all the memories, all at once - sunlight ascending || 8. welcome home - radical face || 9. your hand in mine - explosions in the sky || 10. tenenbaum - the paper kites || 11. shallows - daughter || 12. sea and the rhythm - iron & wine || 13. petrichor - keaton henson [listen]
Reblogging this for the crowd into couple playlists
Argh. /lays down
HAS ANYONE ELSE REALIZED THIS?!
I’ve been playing DA 2 and looking mournfully at Inquisition until they make a Mac version…
He’s also Balthier from FFXII
And Urianger from FFXIV
Also plays various no-name NPCs in Skyrim.
Where Zanthian writes a letter to Esme ( jessipalooza ) because his wife told him to and where he gives zero fucks about professional content and Shirexia has to fix everything as per usual.
I have never reblogged something so fast in my life
it’s exactly what you think it is
Commission for shirexia as a gift for their friend!
The pose ref was one I’ve been wanting to use for a while so it was perfect for a chance to do so
Look I know it’s a good few hours before it’s technically your birthday but I wanted you to see before you went to bed. :)
I LOVE YOU, thank you for being awesome and I hope you have a super day! (I mean hanging around me covers that but technicalities yknow)
AHHHHH. WHAT THE WHAT THE -WHAT-?! I'm... it's so perfect. It's so... PERFECT. help i'm dying its so great
The Perfect Relationship
...my husband and me. I am a chronic mood killer now because after 10 years of marriage, I'm still not sure when I will be ambushed. So he'll come in for a kiss and I'll stare nastily at him like I know what's about to go down. Then he stares back. "I just want a kiss!" How do I know that? Last time it wasn't a kiss! It was betrayal.
Then when I finally give up and go to properly kiss him, he licks me again and that's the story of my marriage forever.
To our two children: I'm sorry that your mom and dad are complete nerds.
ARGUMENTATIVE ELF PALADIN FROM A VILLAGE WITHOUT A TAVERN WHO IS WRITING AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY
"BITCHY HALFLING FIGHTER FROM THE FOREST OF SADNESS WHO SAW THEIR WHOLE FAMILY CONSUMED BY A GELATINOUS CUBE"
Yeah,...
Result 1: Unpredictable dragonborn paladin from an underground network of dragon caves who is trying to get out of the adventuring business to settle down.
Sounds like something you'd find loitering around the Cathedral District.
Result 2: Eager Elf cleric from the gutter who wants everyone to like them.
...Sounds familiar.
☮: How they keep calm
Shirexia rolls and smokes cigarillos occasionally, using various blends of herbs that accomplish different things depending on her current needs. She’s pretty particular about it and usually won’t trust anyone else but her own hand/creations - unless she happens to lift one of Zanthian’s acrid-ass cigarettes.
Being around Zanthian and/or Roenya (especially the latter, tbh) in a private environment also works, because she’s loving in kind of saccharine levels of disgust there.
It’s not necessarily those most tranquil activity, but training is one of the best and her go-to means of blowing off steam.
The irony of 'keeping calm' by being with Zanthian, who is Mr. Neurosis 24/7.
