I'm addicted to words and they're useless...

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

by gracieallen

[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]

Barcelona, Spain // Yamil Doval

One time I listened to a band and now I’m broke

Y'know the thing people do in movies/shows where there like a monster/creature place and they poke a stick in there to investigate? Then it comes out shorter cause it got all chomped or broken? I want them to stick the stick in there and it comes back longer

I just grew your stick what're you gonna do about it

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

*clicks the citation*

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

*clicks on the link*

Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling

love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work

I’ve created this helpful info graphic

Most of the characters that people call a love triangle is really just a love corner. And the woman is usually backed into it.

I love closing tumblr, bye mentally ill people, see you in ten minutes when i inevitably open tumblr again

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

Listen. Ken does not say “cause we’re boyfriend and girlfriend”. Ken says “cause we’re boyfriend girlfriend” like an eight year girl who is so excited about this development in her story that she is skipping over words.

whenever you feel like the ugliest girl on earth just wash your hair

At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever