Disaster Magnet

happy april 22nd ✌️

Ceaseless booper smack your paw upon this wretched thing

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

fat pussy friday

Bottles

Enki & Azuki

Paintings for @hms-erebus

Hell yeah brother!

dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

Religion: CATHOLIC

Kesha: There’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around 😜 It’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free-for-all 😏

12 year old me:

Better Call Saul (2015-2022)

I found this gif and had to add audio to it