Czar Pissant

#he just looks so pleased #like yes #yes ma'am #yes ma'am you are on my level #I knew I liked you

somehow, against all odds or reason, when the elderly ladies show up Max becomes Such A Nice Young Man

war boys be like ‘oh shit who brought fucking death death’

#moon moon will ride eternal

I can’t believe I just saw a post referencing moon moon in this the year of our lord twenty-eighteen

oh my good glorious stars

Witness me.

im not crying you’re crying

Max gives his opinion on Nux and Slit

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

*sobs eternally*

how to be a lil bitch:

Slit @ morsov

Hi math side of tumblr, I’ve been working on this problem for a solid 30min and have NO idea how to get past it without knowing:

n(I ∩D ∩R)

If anyone could please help me solve this with a Venn Diagram I’d be insanely grateful, I’m so confused

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

IT SAYS IT OCCURS IN DOGS TOO SO LET’S JUST SAVE AS MANY ANIMALS AS POSSIBLE.

Mad Max AU where everything is the same except the War Rig has a novelty horn that honks to the tune of La Cucaracha

I LEGITIMATELY CRIED AND HAD TO EXPLAIN MYSELF

“Witness me.”

ivan-fomin 

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

I don’t know if it’s his skull, but I’ve always thought how amazing it would be a fanasrt of his skull, tbh, I have a headcanon that Furiosa recovers his skull and keep it to remember the day she defeated him, though she hated him too much to keep a part of him close to her.

Also, brow/forehead game so serious it’s carved on his skull.

-SKIDS BACK INTO THIS POST-

I don’t think Furiosa would go out and make an effort to find his skull (or what’s left of it), but what I do personally headcanon happens is that someone does find it, and brings it to her.

Joe’s cult is death, hence all the skull symbolism. Furiosa tries to create a culture of life, of regrowth, so she does not want anything to do with death symbolism. But that one Wretched, still clinging to the old system, brings her the skull of the Immortan on bent knee and she takes it, if for no other reason than to make the Wretched happy and send them on their way.

But what does she do with the skull? She has no use for it or want of it.

The sisters spit on it. Dag almost attacks it like a dog. The Vuvalini sneer at it. Max blinks at it and glances toward a cliff. Just toss it back to the sand, where it belongs, his eyes say. But she doesn’t, because she knows that some other Wretched will find it and bring it back to her again, this godforsaken man who, even in death, won’t let her be.

So she takes the skull down to the motor pool, puts it in a metal bowl, grabs a belt sander, and spends an hour or two every day, like a meditation, grinding the bleached white skull to powder. It takes a long time, but she means for it to.

She carries the bowl up to the rooftop gardens in one hand. In the other, there are seeds. The Dag and her child sit under a tree, and Furiosa beckons the child over. “Wanna help me plant some flowers” she asks. The child nods dutifully, and helps Furiosa gather a basket of soil. They make quick work of it, Furiosa telling the child that the fine white powder in the bowl is nourishment for the flowers, to make them grow bright and strong.

“What kind of flowers are they?” The child asks.

“Forget-me-nots,” Furiosa says.

They bloom and bloom and bloom.

crow men concept art

Stuart Thomas

WETA Workshop

I have thoughts about the practicality of the stilt extensions, but this is really cool!

I ACTUALLY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS! !!!

The Landes region of southwestern France was for much of its history impoverished, with few roads and vast swaths of marshy and treacherous terrain. To navigate the soft and unsteady heathlands, shepherds developed a unique adaptation — they traveled on stilts.

Locally referred to as tchangues, or “big legs,” the five-foot wooden stilts were strapped to a person’s legs and supplemented with a long staff which a shepherd used to direct his flock and as a support for resting. Perched comfortably atop this tripod configuration, a shepherd was afforded an elevated view to keep track of his sheep and watch for wolves.

The people of Landes were trained in stilt walking from a young age, and were capable of astonishing dexterity and balance, easily running, hopping and even bending down to pluck flowers.

When the Empress Josephine visited the region in 1808, an escort of stilt walkers greeted her, their long strides allowing them to keep pace with Josephine’s trotting carriage horses.

Another notably efficient demonstration came in 1891, when Sylvain Dornon walked from Paris to Moscow on stilts in just 58 days clad in the distinctive sheepskin vest of his region.

Stilt walking gradually died out in Landes in the late 19th century as the planting of forests and draining of marshland changed the terrain, but it is still practiced in local folk performances.

source

Rule 7 of Mad Max: The stranger something is, the more likely that it’s based in reality.

pictures of hugh keays-byrne at the mad max fury road premiere are absolutely hilarious bc if you didnt know he played immortan joe you’d assume he was just some old fuckin nut who wandered into a nice photo op

This is not untrue

I LIVE I DIE I LIVE AGAIN