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| Lu | 30 | Spa/Eng | | she/her | Ace ♠️💜 | A millenial, an atheist, a girl, an English graduate. I am doomed to failure.
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THE WINTER WITCH

One-shot | 1138 words

Dorian is a seasoned monster hunter. Throughout his life, he has dealt with basilisks, vampires, owlbears, witches and goblins without too much of a hassle. This time, however, something is different. When he is hired to kill the witch roaming the snowy woods, he thinks it will be a normal job. But the moment he sees her, he knows that this is no regular hunt.
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With any luck this won’t appear because our boy has been chased into oblivion…… Maybe we could rename him Alexandre LumièreBois?

Or: Alec’s opinion on Tmlbr News
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CLANDESTINE MEETINGS

An Assassin's Creed: Rebellion one-shot

After giving her parents a piece of her mind and leaving their lavish estate for good, Beatriz finally feels truly free for the first time in her life. Now, as her husband holds her in his arms, her memories take her back to the first time they met and how they fell in love.

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DEFYING OUR STARS

A Malec story

Prince Magnus lives an ideal life as the sole heir to the throne of his kingdom… or at least, that seems to be the case. Doted on by his parents and worshipped by everyone around him, he has everything a person could wish for. And yet, he only cherishes the time spent with the one he loves most—his cat. With a taste for irreverence and a tendency to indulge in unrefined forms of entertainment, Magnus finds solace in acts of rebellion against his father’s authority to avoid thinking of all the duties awaiting him, those he was born for. But everything changes during a ball at the royal palace in honour of his birthday, when tragedy threatens to strike the royal family and a valiant soldier saves his life.

Tags: Alternative Universe—Medieval fantasy, Romance, Humour, Enemies to lovers, Royal AU, Bodyguard AU, Political intrigue, Sex Jokes, Slight smut, Prince Magnus, Soldier Alec,

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Masterpost of all works for the Shadowhunters Ace Mini Bang 2021

Author: cinberella | Artist: ShadowhuntersOE

Alec's never been interested in sex or relationships. Meeting Magnus makes everything more complicated. Will Alec be ready to face a new, consuming bond, called Love?

Author: Jevan | Artist: AceOn_Ice

Raphael is a successful lawyer and writes fanfiction about his favorite comic series in his spare time. Simon is a business student who only goes through with his studies out of love for his mother. Whenever he has the opportunity he escapes into the worlds of fanfiction. What will happen when Simon begins to rave about his favorite author, not knowing that he is sitting across from him?

Author: Kissa | Artist: Jessa

Jace has always known he's different, but not whether it's a good or a bad thing. As the years go by, he settles more and more in his identity but the doubt remains - why is no one catching his eye and can the one person he loves with all his heart ever believe Jace is enough for him? (Pairing: Jalec)

Author: buffoonprincess | Art: Halmaithor

Keen to upholding her family’s reputation and being mindful of her career ambitions within shadowhunter ranks, Isabelle Lightwood always aced every single test that came her way. She played the bitch, the princess, and the whore on the field, and the perfect daughter, sister and girlfriend outside of it. Soon enough, however, she discovered that she dreaded physical intimacy. Every single relationship eventually fell apart. Every time a man looked at her with hungry eyes, she became more and more sick of it.

Author: all_fandoms_reader | Artist: Noochifer

Alec was sixteen when he realized that he was asexual. A story of self-discovery, of coming out (the first time, and then again, and again), and of acceptance.

Author: Polarnacht || Artist: Jessa

Raised by Valentine, Jace gets taught many lessons, most of them, he takes to heart. He learns that he’s a soldier, his body a weapon for him to wield. That he can use it to kill he learns quickly, that he can use it to gain power in a totally different way later. And though he doesn’t enjoy it, he executes it. That his body can be more than a weapon is something he learns much later in his life, and though the lesson is taught more gently than the previous ones, it’s probably the most violent he learned so far. But it’s a lesson Jace would not want to miss, and he knows he will never let go of the person who taught it. Alec.

Author: MyShipLife / Artist: AceOn_Ice

Raphael never liked playing matchmaker. If people were supposed to meet and hit it off, they would. But for two of his favorite people, maybe then he could help fate.

Author: cuubism | Artist: another-random-stranger

After too many bad experiences and partners who have no interest in understanding him or his asexuality, Magnus has completely given up on having a romantic relationship. Then he meets Alec, and things get a lot more complicated.

Author: missthingsplace | Artist: buffoonprincess

Huddled in a ball against the wall of a building, Alec felt like his life had fallen apart. He wondered how everything had taken such an awful turn in the space of a few hours. Scared, homeless and clueless about what to do next, he believes he's lost everything. Then a man with beautiful eyes offered his help...

Author: Halmaithor | Artist: Jevan

Snapshots of Alec and Magnus' life together, told through the rings they exchange over the decades.

Author: @Skyffable | Artist: @Better_t_Cocain

Magnus Bane, succesful but lonely lawyer, decides to hire a prostitute from the Shadow Blvd for company and to bring along to various business events, but Magnus hadn't been prepared for the charming, unlikely and pretty boy that is Alec Lightwood who will turn his life upside down.

Author: SchrodingersHalfling | Artist: penguin_mara

Magnus is old enough to know better. This orphanage for Warlock children the Clave have started is just a flashy distraction to show the world that they’ve changed. Something to back up all their claims of condemning Valentine and his actions five and twenty-five years ago. He’s still not sure what to make of Lightwood.

Author: @MissYouSoFar | Artist: @mollyjae_twt

Three times Alec goes to Pride and his journey to figuring out his sexuality and the ace spectrum.

Author: s_a_b_i_n_e / Artist: Better_t_Cocain

Izzy and Simon want a baby. But how is that supposed to work? They haven't had sex in years, for very good reasons. Is a baby worth changing that?

Author: Princess_Kopyytko | Artist: penguin_mara

When everything at his grandparents' birthday party goes wrong, Alec needs to be alone. What he doesn't expect is a stranger who offers to help him.

Author: Sivan325 | Artist: Miss_Shiva_Adler

When Raphael and Alec first meet, they both are alphas. Either of them tell the other that they are “Ace”, but Alec takes his time to get to know Raphael as the other does the same.

Omega Magnus doesn’t seem thrilled that the alpha he was assigned to, rejected him, and Magnus will do anything to get the alpha to be his.

Author: high_warlock_of_brooklyn | Artist: Miss_Shiva_Adler

Raphael Santiago has borne many titles- son, brother, clan leader, friend, enemy, and of course, the not so occasional ‘monster’ and the many variations of such. Raphael has been witness to many events- some good, some bad, most of them bloody. He’s learned to know what’s coming- half out of survival purposes, and half for his own amusement. But even then, the universe has a way of surprising him.

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THE WITCH OF SALEM

Words: 3,659 | Rating: G

Dorothea Rollins, the young apothecary in Salem village, leads a quiet life. To the naked eye, she’s just like any other young lady in the colonies, if only a bit more gifted in the art of medicine. What nobody knows, however, is that Dorothea can do magic. While she’s still learning how to master her spells to help people in her village and the surrounding towns, a wave of accusations of witchcraft starts to shake Salem, and Dot’s world falls apart when her best friends are imprisoned under false charges. What will Dorothea do when all her friends start to be accused of witchcraft, knowing that it is her? Will she let her fury take over? Or will she be able to save them without being killed in the process?

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Meant For You

After too many bad experiences and partners who have no interest in understanding him or his asexuality, Magnus has completely given up on having a romantic relationship.
Then he meets Alec, and things get a lot more complicated.

For the Shadowhunters Ace Mini Bang :)

beta’d by @silver-lily-louise, and art by @another-random-stranger ❤ (which you can find here)

[image id: a purple graphic with angelic power rune. text: Shadowhunters Ace Mini Bang 2021] 

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HEART OF SPADES

Keen to upholding her family’s reputation and being mindful of her career ambitions within shadowhunter ranks, Isabelle Lightwood always aced every single test that came her way. She played the bitch, the princess, and the whore on the field, and the perfect daughter, sister and girlfriend outside of it. Soon enough, however, she discovered that she dreaded physical intimacy. Every single relationship eventually fell apart. Every time a man looked at her with hungry eyes, she became more and more sick of it.
Why is she broken? Why can't she just be normal? Can she reconcile who she truly is with the person she’s expected to become?

This story covers Isabelle's journey to self-acceptance since her teenage years at the NY Institute to the end of S03. It reviews all her romantic and professional relationships, offering a new reading by asking how these could be interpreted if Izzy was ace.

Special thanks to @louisec-m for the amazing artwok!!!

[Daily updates throughout Ace Awareness Week]

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HEART OF SPADES

Author: @buffoonprincess | Art: @louisec-m (ch 7)

Keen to upholding her family’s reputation and being mindful of her career ambitions within shadowhunter ranks, Isabelle Lightwood always aced every single test that came her way. She played the bitch, the princess, and the whore on the field, and the perfect daughter, sister and girlfriend outside of it. Soon enough, however, she discovered that she dreaded physical intimacy. Every single relationship eventually fell apart. Every time a man looked at her with hungry eyes, she became more and more sick of it.
Why is she broken? Why can't she just be normal? Can she reconcile who she truly is with the person she’s expected to become?

This story covers Isabelle's journey to self-acceptance since her teenage years at the NY Institute to the end of S03. It reviews all her romantic and professional relationships, offering a new reading by asking how these could be interpreted if Izzy was ace.

[Daily updates throughout Ace Awareness Week]

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jesssssah

Jace and Alec slow-dancing. Made for the 2021 Shadowhunters Ace Mini Bang in response to a beautiful scene from the E-rated Jalec fic ‘Life Lessons’ by @polarnacht1 .

Thank you Polarnacht for all your support and encouragement 💛

Please go show Polar’s story the love it deserves! ❤️

Happy Ace Awareness Week everyone!

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Life Lessons

Author: Polarnacht || Artist: @jesssssah

Pairing: Jalec

Rating: E

Tags: Getting Together, Parabatai Love, Gray-Asexuality, Gray-Ace Jace, Canon-typical Violance, Child abuse, Bad Parenting, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Dubious morality, mild gore, First Time, Smut, Top Jace, Bottom Alec, Happy Ending

Summary:

Raised by Valentine, Jace gets taught many lessons, most of them he takes to heart. He learns that he’s a soldier, his body a weapon for him to wield. That he can use it to kill he learns quickly, that he can use it to gain power in a totally different way later. And though he doesn’t enjoy it, he executes it.

That his body can be more than a weapon is something he learns much later in his life, and though the lesson is taught more gently than the previous ones, it’s probably the most violent he learned so far. But it’s a lesson Jace would not want to miss, and he knows he will never let go of the person who taught it. Alec.

Find here Jessa's beautiful scene of dancing Jalec! The art is g rated.

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HEART OF SPADES

Author: @buffoonprincess | Art: @louisec-m (ch 7)

Keen to upholding her family’s reputation and being mindful of her career ambitions within shadowhunter ranks, Isabelle Lightwood always aced every single test that came her way. She played the bitch, the princess, and the whore on the field, and the perfect daughter, sister and girlfriend outside of it. Soon enough, however, she discovered that she dreaded physical intimacy. Every single relationship eventually fell apart. Every time a man looked at her with hungry eyes, she became more and more sick of it.
Why is she broken? Why can't she just be normal? Can she reconcile who she truly is with the person she’s expected to become?

This story covers Isabelle's journey to self-acceptance since her teenage years at the NY Institute to the end of S03. It reviews all her romantic and professional relationships, offering a new reading by asking how these could be interpreted if Izzy was ace.

[Daily updates throughout Ace Awareness Week]

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