Watch: You have to see the look on his face when he realizes

hello yes I’ve been in love w this video for like a month

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this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

I love this very much

“They’re not smarter or faster they’re buying up others’ lifetimes to do their chores”

“They’re not smarter or faster they’re buying up others’ lifetimes to do their chores”

“They’re not smarter or faster they’re buying up others’ lifetimes to do their chores”

Some of the greatest wisdom I’ve ever seen coming from an avocado twitter. 2016 is a real mind fuck.

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

That’s the opposite of a problem

a new bed

Guy at the factory: are you sure this isn’t a mistake? Other worker: why would it be a mistake?

THERE’S A SEQUEL

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death

omg I love these

He’s very angry, in a pleasant sort of way.

Actually, strike that, reverse it.

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COMIC

fire-dad

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

@mortalityplays

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

the armadillos I get, but I still don’t understand the solitary bee

why did it have a coffin?

did Dracula just love his pet be that much?

It’s not a bee it’s a Jerusalem Cricket, included for basically the same reason as the armadillo

excellent pre-halloween content

While that is a cool and good clarification, my question stands

Why did Dracula have a single solitary cricket with his own tiny-built coffin.

Because he could.

this is all the same reason they used hyenas for the werewolves/fiendish wolves

because so few people were familliar with them they looked like very weird wolves that made very weird noises

I’m crying guys look a snail 🐌

effervescent

Reblog if you remember this TV Channel

did they ever explain why it just has one giant anime eye

drawing the other eye is hard

He no like vegetals 🚫🥗

Part two: Chikin

THERE’S A PART TWO??????