disgusting little piss man

next tatto idea

don’t be scared to ask that person out. the worst they could do is say ‘no’ and then begin attacking you with their bare hands, ripping the skin off your face and tearing out chunks off flesh from your arms and disemboweling you

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

Ultimately i am jealous of nepotism babies i want a nothing life too

‘Lets do all the things you post on tumblr’

Fucking sprinting to the bottom of the ocean to absorb sulfides with my plume

John Koch (1909-1978) The Sculptor, 1964.

"autism is a new phenomenon that's on the rise" do you really think the Gregorian monks who spent months writing a single letter H and drawing little pictures of snails on it in illuminated manuscripts were neurotypicals? is that really something a neurotypical would do

Special interest: THE LORD

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

the time has come for Sanrio to bring back Big Challenges

A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

dude u look like shit

imagine youre a shark swimming around lifes not great but youre expecting ‘well i only gotta do this for 20 so years’ and then you just dont die