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☾Soft grunge Skeleton☽Single, good looking

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Anonymous asked:

Do you think that you’re a good person? Do others like you? Do you want others to like you?

“I’m the greatest person, of fucking course, I mean, I’m nice, I’m wise, it’s in my name goddamnit, I’m handsome, powerful, and I can give you the power to run the world or become the next Beyonce, i’m wonderful. What you wouldn’t love me ? PLEASE LOVE ME”

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Youremyboner 👄

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Nope. Nope nope. EVERYTHING IS NOPE.

“I refuse this dare. I’d rather eat off my own hand.”

Poor Saphir there are just sometimes he shouldn’t agree to play truth or dare with the other clans members.

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youremyboner

“Come on, be a big guy, make your brother proud and kiss me where you want” *winkwink*

“Ugh…"kisses the side of his hood. "Ew ew ewzzz”

Brushes at his tongue.

“Come oooon, kiss me on the face, do it for the vine !!!”

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Nope. Nope nope. EVERYTHING IS NOPE.

“I refuse this dare. I’d rather eat off my own hand.”

Poor Saphir there are just sometimes he shouldn’t agree to play truth or dare with the other clans members.

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youremyboner

“Come on, be a big guy, make your brother proud and kiss me where you want” *winkwink*

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Difficult Questions for Muses

(Please remember to use trigger warnings as and when necessary)

  1. Do you think that you’re a good person?
  2. Do others like you? Do you want others to like you?
  3. What do you think others like or admire about you?
  4. How do you know when you’re in love? (romantic or platonic)
  5. Would you or have you ever killed? What would drive you to kill? 
  6. Do you think that killing is ever justified?
  7. Have you ever done anything that you feel to be very morally wrong?
  8. Should all people be treated as equal, and have the same rights?
  9. If you committed a crime, would you accept punishment willingly?
  10. Is suicide ever the right choice?
  11. Is euthanasia ever the right choice?
  12. Is it right to have an intimate relationship with somebody you don’t love?
  13. What could make you break your own moral code? 
  14. Have you ever doubted your own beliefs? (Spiritual, philosophical)
  15. Would you always be loyal to your loved ones even if they wronged you?
  16. What would you consider a fate worse than death?
  17. Why do you love the person or people you love? (romantic or platonic)
  18. Do you agree with capital punishment?
  19. Could you ever forgive your worst enemy?
  20. What would you like to achieve before you die?
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My blog never rp smut

With no one. Ever. Why.

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Well

I thing I have talk a lot here about our financiary struggle with my mother, so I made a money pot, there is no goal, but know that any cents could really help us. For the all story you can read it here, it’s in a better english and I explain it better https://www.leetchi.com/en/Cagnotte/5978669/d50d38a3 If you even take the time to read it, thank you :3 i can’t draw anything to thank but I can still write fanfiction or I don’t know, make you some bows with the fabric I have home !

Hello, just to share a few news: we thought it was going to get better but due to another mistake from the organism in charge of the money my mother receives and some other administrative mistakes we just learned that we owe them 560€ to pay before 9th march. In addition we received a penalty from the police: our car has a flashing light missing that we cannot afford to pay, as you can guess. The situation was just about to improve since my mother found a new job she is supposed to start in march but it’s paid 600€ only and the police said that our car needs to be fixed quickly otherwise it will be immobilized… impossible to go to work then. Due to this events I decided to let the pot a bit longer and raise the amount we need. Please please share it as much as you can, my mother and I are desperate

We are in the shittiest position, if you could share it if would mean the world TwT

I talk with my mother yesterday and she is really really bad because of all of this, me and my brothers are really worried about her mental state and for her health. I beg you to share if you could, my mother mean everything to me. Thank you <3

I will stop the donation in the end of the week because we need really fast the money, so I’m sorry I will still spam this week, and then it will be over.

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Who wants to meme with me. Please. I have no friends

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Well

I thing I have talk a lot here about our financiary struggle with my mother, so I made a money pot, there is no goal, but know that any cents could really help us. For the all story you can read it here, it’s in a better english and I explain it better https://www.leetchi.com/en/Cagnotte/5978669/d50d38a3 If you even take the time to read it, thank you :3 i can’t draw anything to thank but I can still write fanfiction or I don’t know, make you some bows with the fabric I have home !

Hello, just to share a few news: we thought it was going to get better but due to another mistake from the organism in charge of the money my mother receives and some other administrative mistakes we just learned that we owe them 560€ to pay before 9th march. In addition we received a penalty from the police: our car has a flashing light missing that we cannot afford to pay, as you can guess. The situation was just about to improve since my mother found a new job she is supposed to start in march but it’s paid 600€ only and the police said that our car needs to be fixed quickly otherwise it will be immobilized… impossible to go to work then. Due to this events I decided to let the pot a bit longer and raise the amount we need. Please please share it as much as you can, my mother and I are desperate

We are in the shittiest position, if you could share it if would mean the wolrd TwT

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Baby Ask Meme!

  • “I think I’m pregnant.”
  • “I’m pregnant.”
  • “I think I need to buy a pregnancy test.”
  • “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
  • “I’m not sure who the father is.”
  • “The baby’s coming!”
  • “…It’s twins.”
  • “I’m pregnant, but you’re not the father.”
  • “I’ve got somebody pregnant.”
  • “Shit, I’ve knocked her up!”
  • “I think we should adopt.”
  • “I want children.”
  • “I want a baby.”
  • “I don’t ever want kids.”
  • “There’s something wrong- I think it’s the baby!”
  • “Take me to the hospital, now!”
  • “I lost the baby…”
  • “Hey, meet ______ your son/daughter.”
  • “I’m having a baby!”
  • “We’re having a baby!”
  • “Surprise, I’m pregnant!”
  • “I think she’s pregnant.”
  • “I think she’s lying about the pregnancy.”
  • “I said you were the father but I lied.”
  • “I cheated on you and now I’m pregnant.”
  • “You may be their father but you’ll never be their dad.”
  • “My boyfriend/girlfriend left when I told them I was pregnant.”
  • “I’m not ready to be a mother/father!”
  • “I want an abortion.”
  • “I’m giving him/her up for adoption.”
  • “The doctor said there’s something wrong…”
  • “What do you mean ‘triplets’?!”
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Fluff Meme: Pregnancy Edition

“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”

“Did you just say you’re pregnant?”

“I can’t believe this; we’re going to be parents!”

“____ I’m pregnant.”

“The doctor said this might help with the morning sickness…”

“I’m so excited to finally be a mother!”

“You mean I’m going to be a father?”

“I can’t believe you’re pregnant! I’m so excited for you!”

“I really like this color for the nursery, what do you think?”

“Do you know if it’s a boy or a girl yet?”

“Here let me rub your feet, I know they’ve been bothering you…”

“Pregnancy suits you…”

“Hello little one; we can’t wait to meet you..”

“He/She/They just kicked!”

“I just found out…we’re having twins…”

“Go on and take a nap, you and the baby/babies need your rest.”

“I’m so excited to finally meet our child/children, it feels like we’ve been waiting forever.”

“Wow….a few more weeks and our baby/babies will be here….”

“I love you and our baby/babies so much…”

“The clinic called with my results today; I’m pregnant!”

“I can’t believe we’re finally going to have a baby.”

“We should probably start thinking of names for the baby/babies now…”

“That’s our baby/babies heartbeat?”

“I just can’t believe I’m/you’re pregnant…it feels too good to be true.”

“I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather have a family with….”

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