me: I’m so cute

me 15 mins later: I hate myself

safety first ,,,

it fucken WIMDY

same energy

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagle

and i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just

even the babies

i mean

this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

such a majestic creature

but then it’s like

or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

nope

even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

what

it just looks confused

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

I get so confused in American high school films, like you have different classes called trig and calculus. It’s all maths, how on earth do you spend a whole year of lessons just doing trig.

welcome to hell

this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

this was not going where I thought it was

Plot Twist

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?” The villain smiles and shoots him.

Plot twist: the villain is fucking smart

"This is a major leap toward reconstructing internal imagery. We are opening a window into the movies in our minds."

—  Jack Gallant, UC Berkeley neuroscientist

Waaaaaaaaah

Homecoming is tonight. What do I wear.

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant