“meet or greet” i’m crying

He’s so cute like this is such a pure joke

Yo lmaooo @thegardenofeedan

Fuck em up though!!! lmao

The Beautiful Olympian Michelle Carter

I wish people celebrated her beauty like they’re doing the track and field athletes.

oh snap

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

Crows are scary They

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!

Wow

Vintage Kim

I'LL DO IT

This could be fun (or extremely depressing) 1: Name 2: Age 3: 3 Fears 4: 3 things I love 5: 4 turns on 6: 4 turns off 7: My best friend 8: Sexual orientation 9: My best first date 10: How tall am I 11: What do I miss 12: What time were I born 13: Favourite color 14: Do I have a crush 15: Favourite quote 16: Favourite place 17: Favourite food 18: Do I use sarcasm 19: What am I listening to right now 20: First thing I notice in new person 21: Shoe size 22: Eye color 23: Hair color 24: Favourite style of clothing 25: Ever done a prank call? 27: Meaning behind my URL 28: Favourite movie 29: Favourite song 30: Favourite band 31: How I feel right now 32: Someone I love 33: My current relationship status 34: My relationship with my parents 35: Favourite holiday 36: Tattoos and piercing i have 37: Tattoos and piercing i want 38: The reason I joined Tumblr 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? 42: When did I last hold hands? 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? 45: Where am I right now? 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? 49: Am I excited for anything? 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? 55: What is something I disliked about today? 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 57: What do I think about most? 58: What’s my strangest talent? 59: Do I have any strange phobias? 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 61: What was the last lie I told? 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? 64: Do I believe in magic? 65: Do I believe in luck? 66: What’s the weather like right now? 67: What was the last book I’ve read? 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? 69: Do I have any nicknames? 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? 71: Do I spend money or save it? 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? 74: Favourite animal? 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? 78: How can you win my heart? 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? 80: What is my favorite word? 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? 86: What is my current desktop picture? 87: Had sex? 88: Bought condoms? 89: Gotten pregnant? 90: Failed a class? 91: Kissed a boy? 92: Kissed a girl? 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? 94: Had job? 95: Left the house without my wallet? 96: Bullied someone on the internet? 97: Had sex in public? 98: Played on a sports team? 99: Smoked weed? 100: Did drugs? 101: Smoked cigarettes? 102: Drank alcohol? 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? 104: Been overweight? 105: Been underweight? 106: Been to a wedding? 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? 109: Been outside my home country? 110: Gotten my heart broken? 111: Been to a professional sports game? 112: Broken a bone? 113: Cut myself? 114: Been to prom? 115: Been in airplane? 116: Fly by helicopter? 117: What concerts have I been to? 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? 119: Learned another language? 120: Wore make up? 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? 122: Had oral sex? 123: Dyed my hair? 124: Voted in a presidential election? 125: Rode in an ambulance? 126: Had a surgery? 127: Met someone famous? 128: Stalked someone on a social network? 129: Peed outside? 130: Been fishing? 131: Helped with charity? 132: Been rejected by a crush? 133: Broken a mirror? 134: What do I want for birthday? 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 136: Was I named after anyone? 137: Do I like my handwriting? 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? 139: Favourite Tv Show? 140: Where do I want to live when older? 141: Play any musical instrument? 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? 143: Favourite pizza toping? 144: Am I afraid of the dark? 145: Am I afraid of heights? 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? 148: What I’m really bad at 149: What my greatest achievments are 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery 152: What do I like about myself 153: My closest Tumblr friend 154: Something I fantasise about 155: Any question you’d like?

UMMMM mmmmmm?? Do this

I missed this

Besides the sideways thot walk, do you guys see the little girl ready to go off?

Look at the baby! @nicknamenyquil @silly-lil

So tiny!!! Lol

@theemorningafter smol

If anyone has been wondering where I’ve been, I’ve been working tirelessly on bringing one of my dreams to life. EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE MY SITE LAUNCH DATE IS APPROACHING!!!! 🌞🌻💛🤗✨ thank you to the overwhelming love and support you as the tumblr community have provided me with, I’m eternally grateful. Shoutout to @thenewbrie, my amazing photographer. (#pryorityexposures). Praying but also knowing that this new journey will bring success. STAY TUNED.

(**Sidenote to all that have been writing me bear with me, you aren’t being ignored or forgotten, I’m cultivating this blog for me but for YOU TOO!! I intend to reach out to all that have contacted me, specifically regarding advice, both here but primarily on THE NEW platform. I hear you, I see you, I love you & this is for you.**)

#UECOMINGSOON #STAYTUNED 🌻🤗💛✨

If anyone has been wondering where I’ve been, I’ve been working tirelessly on bringing one of my dreams to life. EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE MY SITE LAUNCH DATE IS APPROACHING!!!! 🌞🌻💛🤗✨ thank you to the overwhelming love and support you as the tumblr community have provided me with, I’m eternally grateful. Shoutout to @thenewbrie, my amazing photographer. (#pryorityexposures). Praying but also knowing that this new journey will bring success. STAY TUNED.

(**Sidenote to all that have been writing me bear with me, you aren’t being ignored or forgotten, I’m cultivating this blog for me but for YOU TOO!! I intend to reach out to all that have contacted me, specifically regarding advice, both here but primarily on THE NEW platform. I hear you, I see you, I love you & this is for you.**)

#UECOMINGSOON #STAYTUNED 🌻🤗💛✨

I’m so glad she’s mad and refusing to be silent.