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Shapeshifting Master of Dankness

@hlkproductions / hlkproductions.tumblr.com

HLK/Ivy; 18+; she/they; Proud mother of four cats; Twitter @IvieiMcKivie
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hello i am -insert pop culture reference you find amusing enough to exhale thru your nose at upon seeing- and i do art. what kind of art? don’t worry abt it ;) links to my other online embodiments: Twitter: https://twitter.com/IvieMcKivie Carrd: https://hlkproductions.carrd.co Patreon: https://patreon.com/hlkpro DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/hlkproductions Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/hlkpro Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/HLKPro (find all my cringe animatics... and potential upcoming reboots...........hehe)

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hishima

i love it when ryoko kui draws the gang in a modern setting but they still have their armour on

like this one specifically. jacket over plate and chainmail armour. sweatpants. hiking boots. i wish people dressed like this for real

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orcboxer

If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

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orcboxer

TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA

  1. You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It's sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.
  2. You want DENSE pitaya. It's like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.
  3. You want ROUND. I don't really know why but the longer ones ain't usually as sweet.
  4. You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it's pink on the inside or not.
  5. Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN
  6. FEAST

Be free, I love you

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corsairesix

All the night scenes in the Fallout show are so dark. They should have lit it like the games and had all of the characters talking to the vault dweller girl have a bright green pip-boy light shining directly in their face

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amygdalae

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

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