@situationnormal / situationnormal.tumblr.com
a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
Witch! Witch! You're a bitch! Witch! Witch! You're a bitch! You'd think after three hundred years they'd come up with a better rhyme! PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne
Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself
Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty
love how quickly my brain goes from “no more wasting money on doordash” to “but i’m a special boy who deserves calzones”
“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it
Elizabeth, an avid reader, immediately snapping her book shut when Darcy says good women should read extensively is peak petty behaviour and one of my favourite parts of the movie
For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.
can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations
Working in food service is so surreal because like... nothing I do for people is anywhere close to life and death, but some customers absolutely act as though it is. I look a woman dead in the eye and solemnly inform her that unfortunately we are out of oat milk, and I see her heart shatter in front of me, right there at the bakery counter at 8 in the morning. I feel like a handsome TV surgeon informing someone that their beloved fiancée died on the table. He’s gone... I’m so sorry. We lost him. We are out of oat milk
Type your username with your eyes closed and tag 4 people
I’ll go first:
iparis-is-parjs
sorry for removing the rbs it got too long
sunoo-luvs
okie im tagging anyone who likes to do this
letsstyawithstrayjudx
umm so most of it is fine idk what happened to the ending
No pressure tags: @thewhiteladyofrohan @myhannieuniverse @hemeichu @kittenanonnie and whoever else wants to do this!
Thwvwitelahdofoebab
To be fair, I did this on the phone.
Tagging: @eowynsprincess @elvish-sky @bitter-sweet-farmgirl and anyone else who sees this!
elvish\sly
not awful
Tagging: @guardianofrivendell @iwenttomordor @maddyisheere @anjhope1 and anyone else who’d like to!
Sunfloer1*
😂😂😂 I mean, yes?
Come try it out! @akawrites000 @creweemmaeec11 @amethystpath-writes @larinzz @nuttynutcycle
amethusts=sideblog
You know, that was better than I expected.
nigthfrostshadow on my keyboard
nightfrostshadoe on my phone
just one letter in both places ahaha
I have no idea who to tag since I made this recently @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi if you want to…I love seeing the raccoon pictures and reactions :)
oh yikes okay here we go (why did i make this so long lol)
Just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT I DID IT OMG THE HOURS OF TYPING GAMES PAID OF
AHHHH
hmmm taggint @thoughtsonhurtandcomfort @milk-carton-whump @jordanstrophe and @as-a-matter-of-whump (did i pick usernames based on how hard i thought they would be yes yes i did
and anyone else!!
@just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi >:{ I feel like I’m being whumped
jordanstrohe
NOOO I WAS SO CLOSE! Gah!
*sighs in dyslexic* Better then I thought I would do actually.
Tagging @rat-father @alien-octopus and @whoopsalittlewhumpy which I’m going to admit, I can’t even type your name with my eyes open
wf-ocrp[us
…
i always write looking at keyboard so…. Tagging @sillypizzazineoperator and anyone who wants to be tagged
sillypizzainzerorwtair
Well
This isn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be??? I can’t even spell it with my eyes open so there’s that
Anyways tagging @jojothepanwithoutaplan @city-pumpkin @tired-iris @philomena85
And everyone who wants to do this I guess xD
Citx pimptik
… Yeah alright actually you know what that’s an improvement pls refer to me as pimptik
Rip @sillypizzazineoperator already tagged most people I interact with aaah guess I’m tagging @chroma-imp @dracoisthebae and @myatt-bragg
chromaöimp
asfdhad of course I had to accidentally get an ö in there
tagging @rubykgrant and @tyrantlavellan (don’t feel presusred though :))
Pfff, I am old, we had hours of keyboarding classes in elementary school where we couldn’t look at what we were typing. I typed this entire post with my eyes closed.
leothelionsaysgrrrr
:P
I tag @frenchy-and-the-sea, @bladeverbena, @lyriumsings, @thefluffynug, and @shamtul <3
lyriumsings
i cant type to save my live
——
that actually went way better than i expected but i typed all of that on my phone so most likely autocorrect helped SHSHSH on a keyboard i would die probably
@giddygabs @ava-du-mortain @dreamfall and @admdmrtn if y’all wanna ✨
Mahaoxevrab
Close enough haha. Thanks remus ☺️
Siruationnirmal
Wow I'm good. Not tagging anyone because I'm me but if you can type with your eyes closed please prove it.
I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was
“My lord that’s soap”
