Tumblr is advertising arson to me, apparently

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

op this looks absolutely magical

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

Christian Slater as Andy licks his lips 8 times in Tales from the Darkside: The Movie

Flowers mostly.

Amazing grace how sweet the sound

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

pet pet pet

direct action 😂😂😂

The fuck is an influencer?

Social media personalities

@somethingfangirly​ logan and jake paul are influencers. that’s about all you need to know.

Yo, remember that one YT/Instagram chick that tried to get a free hotel room? Lemme find that…

From the influencer:

And from the hotel:

eh