if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

2023-09-09

hey sorry if i was offputting and strange and bizarre and weird as fuck last night i was just being myself

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

if I get really good at fighting games maybe tall women will kiss me

yeah so i looked up my symptoms and it turns out my whole existence is flawed

do you want to help get me closer to god

REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD

IGNORE for PENIS CURSE

Baldemar Rivas

if you go to australia your cock curves the other way

POEM

she wearin a bikini she got a fat BOTTOM

squirrel type bitch she want nuts and i GOTTEM

(i was five)

(i was six)

i fucking love nexusmods

the prince smokes a big fucking blunt that is way too large for him because he's 5cm tall and also ichigo is there because i think they'd be chill with it

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

sorry. what the fuck was that?

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo