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The Ukulele Bearcub

@chevysk / chevysk.tumblr.com

Hi, I'm Chevy.
I have opinions.
I have a sense of humor.
I am a man.
I also happen to be quite fond of them.
I've spent 25+ years of my life apologizing for all of the above.
Now I'm done saying sorry.
If any of that is a problem for you, I'm sure you already know where the back button is.
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pizzaotter
Anonymous asked:

The rainbow flag was inclusive of EVERYONE. It did not nor does it need a brown stripe any more than it needs a white stripe. Seriously. Each color represented something but not any race in particular. The brown stripe just makes it look dumb and I'm 1/2 black. Keep specific race out of it or it will turn into a flag of tans, browns, and whites like the bear flag.

Shut up you fucking dumbass.

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The black community started our godamn movement and they have suffered within it. We created a hideous form of racism within our own community specifically white gays. And many have pretended that thier racism is just a preference. We have done fucking wrong by them and this stupid argument that the stripes of black and brown on a rainbow flag is aesthetically wrong is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve heard so far.

Yes there are many flags to choose from for different sects in the Lgbt community. But if the rainbow flag can’t handle two more colors that supports those who created it then maybe all those other colors should just be turned white and you all can fucking surrender to the racism and eracism in the community.

^^^

The funniest thing is it’s not even the whole flag, it was just for Philadelphia too because there’s a large divide there apparently.

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chevysk

As a POC in the Philadelphia area, I have contrary opinions about this. It was a stupid lip service stunt that never did anything to improve the condition or treatment of queer POC in the city. Changing a flag was the easiest and laziest thing anyone could have done and they did it just so they could avoid making any real effort to address the rampant racism and discrimination in their gay clubs, many of which I have performed in and witnessed/experienced such foul treatment firsthand. It still hasn’t changed, and they still aren’t doing anything to change it.

The Philly POC Pride flag only exists to virtue signal,and is the same thing as a white person saying “I’m not racist, but...”, except on an institutional scale. It only exists so racist institutions can continue to be racist but feel better about themselves by pretending to be inclusive and tolerant. It’s just a flag. It has no real power, and it’s certainly not keeping racist club owners like DePiano from barring POC from entry to their clubs, allowing drag queens to do full on Nazi themed numbers for shows, or calling any black person who wants their free drink tickets to be honored cheap n*****s.

The City of Philadelphia could have passed legislation to enforce non-discrimination measures in it’s bars, but no. It was probably easier and cheaper to make that dumb flag on Photoshop over a weekend. Fuck that flag. It represents the laziness and impotence of white gays in power when faced with actual racism. If you find pride in that flag, especially after knowing its history, then you are a part of the problem. Sorry.

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phoenx-main

sloppy n quick redraw of this horrid scene because harold they’re lesbians fifteen years old!!!!

Why is it the BNHA fandom seems absolutely infested with prudes who don’t realize that girls their age actually wear swimsuits like in the first image?  Why is it the first thing they think of when they see this is something sexual.

Really makes you think.

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Also making Ochako and Momo heavier and giving Momo stretch marks?  Come on now.

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rabbittiddy

Let’s face it, they’d cover them from head to toe because ankles are the devil’s gateway.

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takashi0

Hey guys you wanna know what the absolute STUPIDEST part of this is?

IT DIDN’T EVEN ACTUALLY HAPPEN!

Not just the covering up, they made them fat too. Because that’s what teen girls who work out hard everyday would look like. I should applaud whoever did it, at least they didn’t black one up.

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syabm

I’m just surprised OP didn’t alter the invisible girl’s swimsuit too.

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chevysk

OP did though, @syabm look again.

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Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

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omegajako

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

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pochowek

“im not insecure im not insecure im not insecure im not insecure im not insecure im not inse

transmasc research

trarch.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘transmasc research’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

I will not stand by and have The Art of Manliness dragged like this by some harpy. It is a wholesome website full of positivity.

“We don’t hate men! We just take every opportunity to belittle masculine things! Because every man who likes masculine things is insecure!”

For Pete’s sake, two of these are health posts, and one is about hobbies, including possibly bonding with your son. How is that “insecure”?

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pyrogothnerd

OK, but as a woman I’m checking this out, and it actually seems like a pretty cool website. The pages I’ve found are:

And the whole thing is modelled to resemble vintage men’s magazines 

The articles themselves encourage good behavior and overall being a good person. It doesn’t bring up anything about masculinity, and does not in any way portray men as the dominant sex. 

So in short: OP can go screw herself for bashing on a harmless website whose message is basically “be a good person who can handle adult life”

@pochowek anything to say to this?

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u kno one day we’re all gonna be adults and have jobs. kids are gonna go to school and their teacher will be a kinnie

one step further the students are also kin. “ok tord i understand that you dont like doubles but kokichi has just the same right to kin shinji as you do”

op is an exclusionist sooo lol

im literally asexual but go off

when i confided in you that i thought i was aromantic you called me a freak. stop lying for notes

you were mocking aces you piece of shit. dont twist my words you allo dirtbag

no i fucking said in confidence that i thought i was aro and i trusted you as my most loyal qpp at the time to not break that trust. i thought you would accept me for who i was but you told me i was a fucking turbo loner and said, and i quote, “you were talking about some guy you had a crush on just last week!” which a. WASNT true and b. what does it matter as i came to that conclusion after the fact. and now you have the fuckin audacity to id on the ace spectrum? i feel so physically sick

LMFAO. you were the worst qpp i ever had. why dont you just fucking kill yourself danny. no one will ever love you

i know your address you’re gonna regret ever vagueposting about wanting to qpp with me on your vent account. i’m going to come to your house and steal your fucking asexual nicki minaj shirt while you’re sleeping

this is why we broke qpps. you’re the same unreliable conniving asshole you were when we kindated.

no we broke qpps because you’re a freak exclusionist. and it was when you dropped vegeta that i really started to think we couldn’t be together anymore. what use is qpps kindating when they can’t even say they’re kin with gogeta?

you know just as well as i do that we both wouldve been killed for it. especially since [redacted] was kin with goku at the time. we wouldve gotten fucking torn apart and hung by our thumbs. was i risking all of that to be qpps with someone who didnt even love me? 

I DID LOVE YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT I LOVED YOU MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD AND YOU TORE ME DOWN. I ONLY SAID I WAS ARO SO YOU WOULDNT FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE BEING AROUND ME BUT I THOUGHT AT LEAST WE COULD STILL LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH GOGETA

SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU AROFAKED. the aspec identity isnt just a costume for you to put on so i’d love you. you disgust me, daniel.

Don’t you still love me? even after all that? i… i think i’m demi. and i think the person i created a loving bond with was… you.

i dont even know anymore. i feel like i dont know you. you were my best friend…my qpp. w-we were gonna move in together and exclude goku. but then you… you just threw me away for being ace. i’ll always love you…but i cant do this.

but. youre the one who threw ME away for being aro. i don’t understand. we put the downpayment on our new house together and everything but suddenly you didn’t want it and that really upset me. was this all a misunderstanding?

you distanced yourself from me as soon as i told you i was asexual. you didnt want to have an asexual qpp. i hope you choke on the shit that comes out of your mouth.

anybody here know where to get xanax

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chevysk

ok but just imagine tho one day they're gonna be adults and have jobs

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sixpenceee

Death Positive Movement

This movement is a new way of look at death.The Order is about making death a part of your life. That means committing to staring down your death fears—whether it be your own death, the death of those you love, the pain of dying, the afterlife, grief, corpses, bodily decomposition, or all of the above. Accepting that death itself is natural, but the death anxiety and terror of modern culture are not. Here are the tenets of the movement:

  1. I believe that by hiding death and dying behind closed doors we do more harm than good to our society.
  2. I believe that the culture of silence around death should be broken through discussion, gatherings, art, innovation, and scholarship.
  3. I believe that talking about and engaging with my inevitable death is not morbid, but displays a natural curiosity about the human condition.
  4. I believe that the dead body is not dangerous, and that everyone should be empowered (should they wish to be) to be involved in care for their own dead.
  5. I believe that the laws that govern death, dying and end-of-life care should ensure that a person’s wishes are honored, regardless of sexual, gender, racial or religious identity.
  6. I believe that my death should be handled in a way that does not do great harm to the environment.
  7. I believe that my family and friends should know my end-of-life wishes, and that I should have the necessary paperwork to back-up those wishes.
  8. I believe that my open, honest advocacy around death can make a difference, and can change culture.

For those interested, Caitlin Doughty has a Youtube channel (Ask A Mortician) and a couple books (that are also available on Audible).

I’m a member of this and I have Caitlin’s first book. It’s an awesome movement and I recommend checking her out!

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‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

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pizzaotter

Remember when RuPaul justified Bebe being there by saying “2009 was a long time ago, she deserves another shot at the crown”, and then told Aja the 70’s wasn’t that long ago.

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chevysk

This, tbh.

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pizzaotter

I’m sorry but Bebe has been consistently trash and after what she did this last week, nuh uh…

She is skating on “season one was a different time, she’s  a different kind of queen.” And this week she just fucking bombed Aja. Fuck all the way off. 

Her looks have been boring and her skills are miles away from the others. 

But VH1 is very worried about Ru’s track record on older queens of color, so of course she’s gonna stay a while. 

Lmfao they’re so worried about her track record they thought it’d make up for the casting of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for season 10. 😂

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chevysk

Rumor is Bebe is a plant anyway, And that later she’s gonna reveal herself as Ru’s backstage eyes and ears to help determine which of the girls deserves the crown.

That handmaidens tale thing is bollocks tbh.

I didn't watch that movie, so I don't get the references. I just kind of pull a Valentina and smile when the handmaidens come out.

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pizzaotter

I’m sorry but Bebe has been consistently trash and after what she did this last week, nuh uh…

She is skating on “season one was a different time, she’s  a different kind of queen.” And this week she just fucking bombed Aja. Fuck all the way off. 

Her looks have been boring and her skills are miles away from the others. 

But VH1 is very worried about Ru’s track record on older queens of color, so of course she’s gonna stay a while. 

Lmfao they’re so worried about her track record they thought it’d make up for the casting of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for season 10. 😂

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chevysk

Rumor is Bebe is a plant anyway, And that later she's gonna reveal herself as Ru's backstage eyes and ears to help determine which of the girls deserves the crown.

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pizzaotter

Alright this episode of rupaul just got spoiled for me and now I’m kinda mad

Just to clarify not mad at it being spoiled mad at who left

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chevysk

She deserved to keep going forward. though to be fair, the other bottom queen didn't really deserve to go home that week either.

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skypig357

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

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vergak

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

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shiftingpath

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

Distribute some free literature.

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cyrilthewolf

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

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copperbadge

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

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bootyunit

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

I hope to one day exude as much raw energy as this man does.

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wearepeasant

the god of chaos

What color is his shirt

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supacutiepie

I LOOKED HIM UP AND YA’LL DONT UNDERSTAND

He is a  fucking bull riding stripper….

A WHAT

A god

pizzaotter

Ok but holy fuck 😍

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