Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

this is the best Child’s Play yet

S/O to fat pussies yall keep doing yall thing

reblog to let him know that you love him

Never forget.

This quote of mine has really travelled uno

Where’s the man who’s gonna buy me roses and then lemme gag on his dick?

Ya make me sick 😩😂😂😂

isnt swallowing cum like so romantic?

CRYING OVER DICK.

how are there so many of these?

Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night

okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”

I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@nuggsmum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@alessandroilcavaliere @angelsseb @ladyoftheteaandblood @rebelslicious @devikafernando

that is one long dick post

Reblogging to fill dashes with dick.

Dick.

@beescream

@bellebytheriver

That’s a lot of dick.

@ruf1ohn1tram

“I am alive…”

Chumby

God theyre just so chumby

og scene kid

— You get what you deserve Apr 3, 2015 (via iwrite-myheart)

twilight but edward cullen is played by glenn howerton

Do you ever consider the ethical implications of making something like this before u hit that post button

@miniwrecks i hate u for making me do this