KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

this unrequited love to me it’s nothing but a one man cult and cyanide in my styrofoam cup i could never make him love me never make him love me

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

Hi. I like a boy 🌻💕

most fans: please creators tell us more canon information please

harry potter fans: we will pay you to Stop.

 Hozier - Hozier + personal favourite lyrics // (insp)

The real monster is unemployment.

Kadena Appreciation Week ♡ day 02     ↳ Favorite Kadena scene(s)

“One woman can make you fly like an eagle, another can give you the strength of a lion, but only one in the cycle of life can fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy.”- Twin Peaks 1990-1991, 2017

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

This is good