I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives.

Don’t gotta b rich, just forgetful

I wish I was stupid as shit

Me, an intellectual: the hand with the nail polish belongs to an androgynous person and the hand with the suite and tie belongs to a lesbian with terrible fashion sense.

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

the claire witch project

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:

The whole medical Industry is a scam, I’m not surprised. This is exactly why there’s so much money in pharmaceuticals in the US!

That’s why it’s better to get the generic brand pills it’s cheaper and legit the same thing

Encounter: otherwise normal elephant with a friendly sapient human face where its forehead and eyes should be

Omg I know Adele wanted to scream

omfg…

This will never get old.

Omg

Lmfaoooooo

she really did her best to hold it in jsalkfjkl

when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason

This should be the last episode, no episode after this can compare.

Y’ALL

why does she start crying lmfaoaiysisyeieisisosi

I can’t stop laughing

Omg lmao

Tag yourself. I’m the woman who says “so what’s happenin’”

I’m cackling these comments are sending me

I’m the woman who laughs as she puts the dildo in the bag

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute