ok im tired of the bullshit

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

he crossed a lil kid at recess

me, who has no musical talent whatsoever: dude, let’s start a band

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

High jean

when you feel like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) AND ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at the same time and you just go like

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

That bitch. Lmao

She knows where the attentions gonna be going