~°Sailing the Stars°~

a dramatical "schwiiierig" is literally the worst response you can get from a German

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

Scott Bakula for Playgirl (1995)

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day

this is it. this solves the mystery.

Because Holmes is easy. Holmes is ADHD+queer or autistic+queer, depending on the adaptation. But what on earth is going on with watson? What's HIS brand of insanity?

it took us about a century but now we finally know. watson's an INFLUENCER.

John Hamish Watson. The first ever family vlogger <3

Jellyfish larvae (baby jellyfish)

Hell or High Water (2016)

My oil painting of Pringles, Caviar and Champagne

"A rare photo of a telecom technician hatching. He even still has parts of the eggshell on his head."

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

Cheetah turntable renders

Mad with boop power! I felt inspired.

Pin for survivors

So this is what would happen if I could click kudos more than once

tumblr today :D <3